Shawn Finds Fanfiction A/N I don't own Psych. I have nothing against any particular pairings, I just think this is how the characters would react...
"Gus, you've gotta check this out," Shawn said, walking into the office.
Gus looked up from the bills he'd been doing. "Is it a job? Because our finances are way off... what happened to the extra money we had for the electricity bill?"
"I bought a hockey table with it," Shawn replied. "Now as I was saying-"
"A hockey table? Shawn!" He frowned and crossed his arms. "You know that we need that money!"
"Relax dude, and check this out..." Shawn bent over the computer and typed in a website address.
"Fanfiction?" Gus asked, looking at the screen.
"Not just any fanfiction!" Shawn exclaimed. "Fanfiction about us! Dude, isn't that cool?"
"What? Let me see that..." He blinked. "That's creepy Shawn. We should sue."
"Its not creepy," Shawn argued. "Look at this one." He pointed at the screen.
"'Shawn Meets a Hot Girl'," Gus read. He rolled his eyes. "By some guy called Pineapplehead..." He read the summary. "Shawn meets a totally hot girl and then has to dashingly save Gus from a man eating pineapple..." His eyes narrowed for a moment and then he whirled around to face Shawn. "Hey! You wrote this, didn't you?"
Shawn grinned at him. "Yeah, it was fun! Look it already has reviews!"
"Totally awesome so far, dude... But Shawn seems out of character. I laughed when Gus almost got eaten though!"
"What?" Shawn frowned. "How could I possibly have written myself out of character?"
"Serves you right for getting me eaten by a pineapple," Gus grumbled. He scanned through more summaries. "Hey, why do you always get all the girls?"
The psychic shrugged. "Because it's me."
"And why am I always getting kidnapped?"
"It creates suspense," he replied.
Gus frowned. "I don't like this Shawn."
"Aw, you're no fun, Gus," Shawn teased. "They only write it because they love you!"
Gus suddenly smiled. "I think I've found a story you'd like, Shawn."
"What is it?"
"Love is found in the most unexpected places... Shawn and Lassiter slash," he grinned at his friend.
Shawn blinked. "Slash? What's that?" He clicked on the story and his eyes widened. "Me and Lassie? That's just wrong! I'm not into dudes!"
Gus laughed. "They only write it because they love you!... And apparently Lassiter."
He crossed his arms. "We should sue. Writing stories about us without permission!"
"Oh, I don't know Shawn... I'm starting to like these stories..." He froze as he spotted Gus and Shawn slash. "Oh that's it. I'm calling my lawyer."
A/N Just a small attempt at humor. Man, I love Psych... I might make another chapter with Lassiter and Jules...