HI! Please don't kill me... this is a one shot I thought up watching Mr. Bean ...LOL
Disclaimer: I don't own Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Alfred, or Batgirl... yet...MMUAHHAAAA! (Sorry, that was creepy)
Anyway, onwards and upwards, peeps!
Warning: some OOC, and uncontrollable giggles.
Narrators POV
Ah, Thanksgiving- a time to be thankful for everything we have in Gotham city- delicious smells fill the air, and people rush to buy their turkey in time for the holiday season. Of course, that doesn't mean that crime will rest...
Meanwhile at Wayne manor, the Crazy 'bat' family was preparing for the second most important night of the year...
"Dick, you're on turkey duty, Tim, you help, Bruce, you prep the oven, Alfred, you are on 911 phone duty in case the manor explodes, and I will be getting the manor ready for our guests," Barbra ordered.
They, with the exception of Alfred, all grumbled and went to their posts, as instructed.
Dick inspected the turkey as if it had fallen from outer space.—what? Not everyone could be a great chef like Barbara or Alfred. Tim grabbed a chair and hauled it over to just below the cupboards where ingredients and cookbooks were stored, pulled one out and read the cover:
'HOLIDAY COOKING FOR DUMMIES'
Was this some kind of cruel joke?
10 minutes later...
"O.k., that;s the stuffing done, let's stuff the turkey!"
Dick grabbed the stuffing and started to stuff the turkey- Tim was inspecting the turkey curiously, and unfortunately for Tim, Dick wasn't really looking when he started to stuff the turkey...
"WATCH IT, TURKEY HEAD!"
Then Tim got a very evil revengeful idea...
The turkey was almost completely stuffed, and when Dick went to see the progress, Tim knew he was off balance and pushed his brother, making Dick's head go up the turkey's butt hole.
"HEY!" Dick yelled from inside the turkey.
Barbara, Bruce(he had not been prepping the oven), and Alfred came running in to find Tim rolling on the marble floor laughing his head off, and Dick with a turkey head.
After restraining Dick from strangling Tim when his head had been removed from no man's land, Bruce said to Tim,
"Be thankful I don't ground you for life."
So, Review happy readers!
-Sparrow'sArrows