(A spotlight shines on a stage. 9–year-old Kevin McAllister, wearing a tuxedo, and walking up to conduct the orchestra pit…

"Good evening readers. I'm Kevin McAllister. Last time Giovannigo, wrote a story of "Home Alone" he made it as a "Phineas and Ferb" crossover. Now he's doing another one…a sequel! Once again, by combining booby traps from the first 3 Home Alone movies, and using Harry and Marv. This time he will include a 3rd villain from the new 2015 movie, Paddington. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the story."…

(Kevin turns around. The spotlight turns off… the curtains open up. Kevin waves the wand, staring up the music…)

But really, that was a cool fourth wall joke! I'm even planning some more of these jokes, some Kevin McAllister story appearances, and some sad and happy musical theme moments...

It all started out as a normal summer night in Danville. The Flynn-Fletcher house was where our story begins this time. It was July 16th, and it was 7:45pm. The family was packing up suitcases. Why…they were going on a trip to Miami, Florida. They were staying there for a week and they had a lot of things to do there! The mother Linda had already ordered pizza for dinner.

"Come on Candace…" called out the mother Linda, "Put your phone away and help me pack!" Candace hung up her phone, "Mom, why do we have to pack up now?" she complained, "We don't leave until tomorrow!". "We have to beat the traffic!" said Lawrence. "I can't wait to visit Miami Seaquarium!" said Phineas, as he placed his brown suitcase by the front door. "I'm looking forward to visiting Jungle Island." said Ferb.

The TV was on, as Lawrence was watching TV. He was watching an old film called, "It's a Wonderful Life". Suddenly, the screen changed. "This is breaking news!" said a man's voice suddenly, "With Kelly King!" the screen showed the news desk with Kelly. "This is me, Kelly King with some important information!"

"This can't be good!" said Phineas, noticing the screen. "We have just found out that a breakout has occurred at the Danville Prison…" continued Kelly, "The Wet Bandits, Harry Lime, and Marv Merchants, escaped a few hours ago! Police officers have issued a warning to contact 911, if you see them! That is all, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled program!"

"My word…" said Lawrence, "Those robbers who broke into our house, are STILL out there!" he turned off the TV. "Well…" said Linda, "At least, we'll be in Florida tomorrow where he can't get us or our house!" "DING, DONG!" the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" said Candace, as he carried a pink suitcase to the front door. She put it down and opened the door. "Hi…" said a man, "It's your pizza order!" he was holding a fabric warmer pack holding 2 boxes of pizza and 1 small box of an apple pie dessert pizza. "MOM!" called out Candace, "Our pizza is here!".

Linda placed another suitcase by the front door, and she took out her wallet. "That will be 23 dollars!" said the man. Linda paid the man and she was given the boxes. After he left, Linda put the food on dining room table. "Dinner's here!" she called out, "Let's eat!". "I'm starving…" said Ferb, as he walked into the living room. "Jolly good, Linda!" said Lawrence as he sat down at the table. "Oh boy, the food is family here!" said Candace.

"Hey, where's Perry?" asked Phineas, "He loves pepperoni pizza!" Meanwhile, Perry stood up on 2 feet, slipped on a little brown fedora, and jumped down the laundry chute. On his way down, another hidden chute opened up, leading to a tube-slide. Perry then slid into his lair, and the screen blinked on. Major Monogram appeared on the screen.

"Good evening agent P!" he said, "Nothing is going on with Dr. Doofenshmirtz, as he's going on a vacation tomorrow…according to surveillance cameras!" "I think its New York City sir!" said Carl, the nerdy intern off-screen, "Lower your voice Carl… Anyway, the Wet Bandits have escaped from prison. Just keep your eyes out for them, and defeat them like last time! Good luck!" Perry nodded as if to say, "Yes sir, Major Monogram!" and with that, she went through a tube and it sucked him back up through the laundry chute.

He took off his fedora and stood back on all 4 paws. He then crawled back into the dining room, "Oh there you are Perry!" said Phineas, putting a slice of warm pepperoni pizza into Perry's food dish. Perry ate it and went back to his new bed. Perry did not like the new about the Wet Bandits escaping. On July 8, they tried to steal back a diamond that ended up in the backyard. The family couldn't turn it in to the police because they had to make it to an opera called, "The Pearl Fishers".

So Phineas called Isabella to come over to watch over it. But while Isabella headed over to the house to watch the diamond, the robbers broke into the house and tried to steal it back. But Perry had set up some booby trap s to stop them! They even had chased him to "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc." and back to the house again…but that's a whole other story.

"Tomorrow, we need to leave the house at 8:00am, on the dot!" said Linda, eating a slice of cheese pizza. "That reminds me…" said Phineas, "We better clean Perry's traveling carrier out before we go!". So after dinner, the boys went into the garage, and got Perry's traveling case.

Meanwhile it was just outside the city. These next events took place at a gas station/truck stop. It all started in a light-blue pluming van…

"Did you steal back our clothes, Marv?" asked a familiar voice…

"Yep, here they are!" said Marv, pulling out a duffle bag. It was the Wet Bandits again! After 5 minutes, they came out of the bathroom, all dressed in their original clothing they wore before being put in prison.

"Marv, starting that riot was the best idea you ever had!" said Harry, as he pulled out his gun out of the bag. He put it into his pants pocket. "Yeah Harry, I even managed to get our stuff from the warden's office! What's our plan now?"

"In 2 minutes…" said Harry, a train is going to stop here for some potable from the pipes from the side of those tracks!" he pointed to them, "When no one is looking, we'll open the box car and sneak on board!" "Where does the train go to?" asked Marv. "From what I heard…New York City!" Later, "HHHOOONNNKKK!" the train pulled up 100 feet away from the gas station. 2 workers came out of the diesel locomotive and began connecting some hoses to the nearby pipes…

"Let's go!" said Harry. They robbers took off running, carrying the duffle bag in the darkness of the night. Once at the train, no workers could see them! Harry then, "CREAK!" slowly opened up the huge metal door to the box car. The robbers then climbed inside, and pulled in their duffle bag. "CLANK!" Harry closed the door and the train suddenly began to move away!

"This is it Marv…" said Harry, "A new life for us in the Big Apple!"

"Yep…" said Marv, "No more worrying about that pesky platypus that stopped us last time"

"If we ever see him again though…" said Harry, "We'll make him pay for the pain he put us through!"

Hello everyone! How was it? Did you love it? Did you like it? The Wet Bandits escaped from prison and are still mad at Perry for what he did to them in the first story... Post a review and let me know! I'll see you all in chapter 2!