A/N: My first Mortal Instruments fanfic. Sorry if they are a little OOC, because it's a little crack-y or something. This is Post-COLS.

I got the idea from a Psych fanfic He Didn't Say chapter 8 and the fanfic What Happened in Mexico stays in Mexico...or not? from SylverSpyder so give all credit to her.

I don't own the Mortal Instruments, and quite frankly, I don't want to.

Jace drew an itraz on Alec's ribs, hearing a slight hiss of pain. He shook his head, a smirk on his face remembering what happened an hour before. Izzy looked a little worried for her older brother.

"Yeah, broken ribs hurt," Jace said.

Alec rolled his eyes. "Yeah you'll break your ribs too if you fall out of a six story window."

"Exactly how did you get tangled up in rope and fall out of a six story window?" Clary asked, sounding slightly amused and worried. Alec shrugged and grabbed his shoulder at the pain, shot up a little through his neck. Jace removed Alec's hand and started to draw again.

"I do know it's funny and it was also embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as waking up half naked at the Mexican border." Alec coughed slightly, "not that has ever happened to me." Jace gave the others a confused look, who also looked confused as to what he said.

A brunette girl, with pigtails, and rainbow colored ribbons in her pigtails, snorted.

She was wearing a black jacket, black pants, combat boots, and a black tank top, stood there, looking at the scene in front of her. She was wearing multiple bracelets but a rainbow bracelet stood out the most. "If only there were llamas, border patrol, and a zoo, it'll be like Mexico all over again."

Alec shot her a look that said something along the lines of 'shut up' and 'don't talk about it'. But the girl didn't seem to notice or care and went on. "I mean, we should've had a llama here. While I was running from that demon, I saw the border patrol all over again."

Alec gave her a horrified look. "Ashley! What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico!"

Ashley stared, "Hey. You were only half-conscious on those parts." Alec rolled his eyes, and threw his head back in annoyance, feeling his neck pop and a wave of tension left. Clary's eye twitched at the sound, but said nothing, trying to figure out what llamas had to do with anything.

Judging from the confused look on Isabelle's face, she was trying to figure out what happened and what Ashley meant by 'Alec being half-conscious'.

Ashley pointed. "Charades right? Water in your ears? Hey, you're the one who tried swimming in that fountain."

"It wasn't a fountain. It was the mountain lion exhibit at that zoo. You pushed me in." Alec snarled back and standing up, almost falling over. He regained his balance.

"Wait. I remember more clearly. It was a girl in a red dress and you both decided to go swimming in that fountain." Ashley replied and almost laughed when she saw Alec's eye twitch.

Clary, Simon, Jace, and Izzy looked at each other. Some part of Jace wanted to interrupt but another part wanted to find out what really happened in Mexico.

Especially last year when Jace got a strange text that had to do with: lions, llamas, fountains, zoos, border patrols, a explosion, losing pants, duct tape, piñatas, a drug lord, and a half-naked girl. That was the parts that he managed to pick out.

"There was no girl in a red dress!" Alec shouted and frowned. "Oh wait, I think that girl was wearing a red bra and underwear." He searched through his mind. "I think her name was Adrianne."

Ashley pointed at Alec. "Yes. I think she was the one handcuffed to the bed, and trying to play charades with us."

"That's what all that wiggly was all about? I thought she was trying to scratch an uncomfortable itch," Alec said.

"She was talking about the Mounties. Which by the way, exist," Ashley said.

"In Canada. Which we're also banned from." Alec said and the others looked at each other. Probably wondering what they did to get banned from Canada and Mexico.

Ashley pulled at her right pig-tail. "It's not my fault you decided to rig that car to explode, which got us banned from Mexico!"

Alec pointed an accusing finger at Ashley. "You were there with me, therefore an accessory to my fun."

"Rigging cars to explode is fun?" Ashley shrieked at him.

Alec cringed at that. "Dude, you sound like that girl that was handcuffed to the bed."

"That was the drug lord's daughter!" Ashley shouted at him and frowned. "But she was right; you were cute, like a pierced baby doll."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Alec snapped out.

"Where does the llama and the explosion come in?" Clary interrupted. At the moment Jace wanted to smack Clary for interrupting the fight. As long as they kept fighting, it would give him some idea of what the weird text message was about.

"Well, you see, Ashley hear kept pissing off the llama and it decided to spit on her." Alec explained, grinning at the memory. "Then I released it—I mean rescued it, with the help of a conveniently timed explosion—that I didn't…" It was then that Alec realized who he was talking to, and looked towards the others. "Whatever happens in Mexico stays in Mexico." Alec turned and left quickly.

Ashley looked at Jace, Izzy, Clary, and Simon, grinning, but wiped it off as they stared at her.

"So, been to Canada lately?" Jace asked, trying to fill the silence.

"Alec ended up getting piercings?" Izzy asked sounding horrified at the thought of her older brother getting pierced.

"Yeah, two on his lower lip, one stud on his nose, and one in the dip above his upper lip." Ashley said pointing to the spots she described. "I have a picture." Ashley looked at them, realizing what she was saying. They stared at her. "We were seventeen." She looked towards were Alec ran off. "He's right. Whatever happens in Mexico stays in Mexico." She ran off towards Alec.

Alec seemed to be waiting for her and Ashley caught up to him. Alec threw an arm around her shoulder and pulled her in close. They both walked off, laughing at something.

"What the hell were they on, when they went to Mexico?" Simon asked, jolting them out of there thoughts of confusion.

"Since when did Alec seem interested in girls?" Jace asked.

"When did Alec decide to get pierced?" Izzy asked.

"What did they do to get banned from Canada and I'm assuming Mexico to?" Clary asked confused. She briefly wondered if Magnus knew what they did.

They watched as Ashley and Alec walked off.

A/N: Okay, this didn't seem to go as I planned. For some reason to me Alec seems the type to get pierced and then take them out, later on so no one will notice.

Let's just say that Ashley and Alec was on some kind of wicked sugar and energy drink rush.

Also for the piercing thing look up the video Bless the Fall Making of Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad, go to the 1:56 mark and play it from there to the 2:03 mark. The guy with the black hair with the piercings. I tried to describe Alec's like his but I think I failed. Whatever.

I'm not sure if I should add chapters with Ashley sending pictures of Alec having piercings to Jace, Izzy, and then having Jace send the pictures to Magnus, then having him text Alec about it and have Alec text back seeming annoyed about it.