it was a medium temperature evening when Eva was upstairs doing stupid things to her face in her room. she was applying some latex that got stuck in her hair because she's a stupid hoe, she tried to pull it off in the most painful way possible instead of just putting her hair under warm water that would've been a lot easier and less painful. anyway as she was pulling on her hair she screamed some devilish words. "AAAAA AAANTSINGONYAAAA BAGITI BABBAAA"
she screamed and with that praise the ghost of the flying spaghetti monster appeared. "WHAT THE FUCK" Eva yelled in confusion "shut ur bish ass mouth goddamn" the ghost said. "i am the flying spaghetti monster and i am here to give you a wish. it can be anything". the monster looked at Eva with his sticky meatballs. "anything?" Eva smirked like she never did before. "yes what are you? deaf and retarted?" Eva rolled her eyes and thought for a second. "i wish once upon a time and Lucifer had a crossover" the monster raised his spaghetti eyebrow "really bish? no world peace? no animal rights?" eva shook her head. "that would be all." she looked back in the mirror continuing to pull of the shitty ass latex. the monster granted her wish and disappeared "YA YEET" She screamed. another ghost appeared "u summoned me" the ghost said. Eva looked at it. "ok ur not the first today" The ghost looked stressed af "my name is jeff and I'm the ghost of vine" Eva looked at it "u lookin on crack now what the fuck do you want?" the ghost looked at her with his little logo on his shirt "i want you to like my comeback". she rolled her eyes "fine." vine disappeared into thin air. "i gotta stop yelling things"
she gasped waking up and looked around. she had inhaled the chemical stuff from the latex and probably passed out. so yay it was a dream... or wasn't it...