A/N As you can probably tell , this was written by me and 3 friends, not much more to say, bye

Disclaimer: Don't own, bye!

The Mystery of Plastic Spoons

James liked spoons, and cheese.But he had a fear of plastic spoons.
Lord voldemort's wand, the stem of all evil, was really a plastic spoon.
For only James really knew the evil potntial of spoons! Then one dreadful day, Siri got squashed by the evil spoon he underestimated. Spoon-tastic!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, said voldie-cheese, who was now no longer dead and was Voldemort's partner in evil spoon-ness and was standing on siri's favourite spoon. Then voldemort found out that voldie-cheese was working for James so he turned voldie-cheese into a giant quiche. Wormtail decided to eat the quiche.

"Mmmmm, cheese" He said, as he was standing laughing at siri's funeral.

Then BANG he jumped on Siri's grave and started dancing to the full monty.
This caused Sirius to rise from the dead and kill wormtail.

"And where do I come into this story, I feel so unloved" Said Remus, who had just come back from making out with Tonks.

Siri then became jealous and made out with James, who was currently committing adultery with Padfootbabeinblack.

Then the giant blue couch of doom crashed the party.

" Look!" Cried Ned.

Then everyone dived into Siri's grave. And then they were covered in plastic spoons from the cafeteria.

"God, what is happening to this story, it sounded almost sensible at the beginning" Said Remus. "Well don't look at me for once" Said Padfootbabeinblack.

Suddenly, Siri screamed at the top of his voice, as he realised James was already married. Suddenly a plane flew overhead, and Sirius screamed;

"NAZI BOMBERS" screamed Sirius as Snape dropped from the sky and splat, landed in a cake, which was really a bomb, ans so forth killing Snape.

"Hurray" Said everyone

Then suddenly, the sky blackened, and a horrible breeze swept across the land.

The next day there was a double wedding. James married Siri and Remus married a donkey.

"Noooo, what are these people doing to me?" Said Remus.
"Hey, I've already said don't look at me, the only lines I'm writing are these"
said padfootbabeinblack.

Lily was distraught over James and want into a blind rage killing all dogs and deers.
Then she was confused, she blew up the world.

THE END

A/N: As you may be able to tell, I am in a hurry writing these A/Ns so, all I have to say is review! And why am I in a hurry, well as Julian would say, that would be telling... well, actually, I'm doing this in an I.T lesson at school, but, oh well, it might have been telling.