DISCLAIMER: we do not, I repeat, DO NOT own shaman king!! So don't you dare
sue us!! We ain't got no mulas you hear! (oh! we ain't Mexicans either, but
no offense to those who are, I just like the word mulas) Oh! Yoh's mother
is my own making, but she won't have a name.
Ok..ON WITH IT!!!
"Looking for a Wife"
Yoh's mother: Yoh, it is time for you to get a wife. You are too lazy! All you do is sleep and listen to that racket of yours! (meaning the headphones)
Yoh: huh? A wife? Why? I can't even take care of my self. How can I even take care of a wife?"
Yoh's mother: Just get your butt up and go.
Yoh: okay! You don't have to get all grumpy. It's just a wife you know... Oooops!
Yoh's mother: Either go or die.
Yoh: Fine.
So he went up to his room. Then he got on his computer and turned on the chatting site.
(Yoh) I need somebody: hey. I'm a single person looking for a mate. IM me if you want me.
Then a person popped up on his screen. That person wanted to chat with Yoh. It was Ren but Yoh didn't know it.
(Ren) I need you: hey. Heard you needed a mate.
(Yoh) I need somebody: uh... yeah. You willing to be mine?
(Ren) I need you: sure.why not? So...tell me about yourself.
(Yoh) I need somebody: well.you know, I'm a teen (15) and this and that (too lazy to write more)
(Ren) I need you: oh? Nice.now tell me.do you have a 'cherry'?
(Yoh) I need somebody: oh yeah! I have tons!
(Ren) I need you: really? Is it in your 'parking lot'? (Yoh) I need somebody: how did you know?!!? Yeah it is! Well, actually next to the parking lot, but you were close.
(Ren) I need you: next?!? Oh never mind..
(Yoh) I need somebody: 0_0
(Ren) I need you: ah.could I have your 'cherry'?
(Yoh) I need somebody: sure! But you have to bring 50 cents for each one.
(Ren) I need you: each?!?
(Yoh) I need somebody: yeah! I don't give them out for free you know!
(Ren) I need you: ok I'll bring 50 cents.
(Yoh) I need somebody: ok.so when will you be coming over??
(Ren) I need you: when you give me your address.
(Yoh) I need somebody: oh yeah! Its:
(Yoh's bedroom door)
*knock* *knock*
Yoh: who's there?
A girl then walked in.
Yoh: who are you?
Girl: I'm your fiancée.Anna
Yoh: wha-? Man you're hot!!
Anna: thanks, but I'm not flattered. Your mother sent me to get you for dinner.
Yoh: oh ok.be there in a second!
Yoh then signed off the computer and shut down.
(computer: chat room)
'I need somebody' has logged off* (Ren) I need you: what?!? I was getting her address too! oh well, might as well leave.
(Ren) 'I need you' has logged off*
Minkie-chan: we finished it!!
Miaka-chan: thanks to me!! I'm the one who thought of the story!
Minkie-chan: who cares!!
Miaka-chan: well I do!!
Minkie-chan: hey! I typed it!
Miaka-chan: yeah, I typed some too!
Minkie-chan: you suck you know that?
Miaka-chan: yeah I know you do. But now be quiet and let the reviewers review!
Minkie-chan: 0_0 Oh yeah!! Please everyone who ever reads this story, please review!!
Miaka-chan: please!! We are begging you!!
Minkie-chan: plus, we hoped you enjoyed it! We are sorry if the 'ideas' were immature. We were just having fun!
Miaka-chan: yeah, but we really hoped you enjoyed it! So...
Minkie-chan: until next time! Ja ne!
Ok..ON WITH IT!!!
"Looking for a Wife"
Yoh's mother: Yoh, it is time for you to get a wife. You are too lazy! All you do is sleep and listen to that racket of yours! (meaning the headphones)
Yoh: huh? A wife? Why? I can't even take care of my self. How can I even take care of a wife?"
Yoh's mother: Just get your butt up and go.
Yoh: okay! You don't have to get all grumpy. It's just a wife you know... Oooops!
Yoh's mother: Either go or die.
Yoh: Fine.
So he went up to his room. Then he got on his computer and turned on the chatting site.
(Yoh) I need somebody: hey. I'm a single person looking for a mate. IM me if you want me.
Then a person popped up on his screen. That person wanted to chat with Yoh. It was Ren but Yoh didn't know it.
(Ren) I need you: hey. Heard you needed a mate.
(Yoh) I need somebody: uh... yeah. You willing to be mine?
(Ren) I need you: sure.why not? So...tell me about yourself.
(Yoh) I need somebody: well.you know, I'm a teen (15) and this and that (too lazy to write more)
(Ren) I need you: oh? Nice.now tell me.do you have a 'cherry'?
(Yoh) I need somebody: oh yeah! I have tons!
(Ren) I need you: really? Is it in your 'parking lot'? (Yoh) I need somebody: how did you know?!!? Yeah it is! Well, actually next to the parking lot, but you were close.
(Ren) I need you: next?!? Oh never mind..
(Yoh) I need somebody: 0_0
(Ren) I need you: ah.could I have your 'cherry'?
(Yoh) I need somebody: sure! But you have to bring 50 cents for each one.
(Ren) I need you: each?!?
(Yoh) I need somebody: yeah! I don't give them out for free you know!
(Ren) I need you: ok I'll bring 50 cents.
(Yoh) I need somebody: ok.so when will you be coming over??
(Ren) I need you: when you give me your address.
(Yoh) I need somebody: oh yeah! Its:
(Yoh's bedroom door)
*knock* *knock*
Yoh: who's there?
A girl then walked in.
Yoh: who are you?
Girl: I'm your fiancée.Anna
Yoh: wha-? Man you're hot!!
Anna: thanks, but I'm not flattered. Your mother sent me to get you for dinner.
Yoh: oh ok.be there in a second!
Yoh then signed off the computer and shut down.
(computer: chat room)
'I need somebody' has logged off* (Ren) I need you: what?!? I was getting her address too! oh well, might as well leave.
(Ren) 'I need you' has logged off*
Minkie-chan: we finished it!!
Miaka-chan: thanks to me!! I'm the one who thought of the story!
Minkie-chan: who cares!!
Miaka-chan: well I do!!
Minkie-chan: hey! I typed it!
Miaka-chan: yeah, I typed some too!
Minkie-chan: you suck you know that?
Miaka-chan: yeah I know you do. But now be quiet and let the reviewers review!
Minkie-chan: 0_0 Oh yeah!! Please everyone who ever reads this story, please review!!
Miaka-chan: please!! We are begging you!!
Minkie-chan: plus, we hoped you enjoyed it! We are sorry if the 'ideas' were immature. We were just having fun!
Miaka-chan: yeah, but we really hoped you enjoyed it! So...
Minkie-chan: until next time! Ja ne!