This is a first attempt at humor and a second attempt at fanfiction, please be gentle.
I do not own anything that you recodnise.
Hello all, my name is Hari, and my boyfriend's name is Alphonse. We both live in a small town you cannot find on any map (I've tried). I am an otaku and proud of it. My boyfriend, on the other hand, is clueless about most anime and other genres I watch read and play. Still I've discovered he has the amazing ability to find and meet people from these things. (last week he met Edward Elric, I missed it ) Even if that wasn't true I'd still love him. He's strong and loyal like Naruto and smart and determined like Ed, but he's also evil like Hojo(from FFVII). He has tuned down the last one though(=D). He hasn't experimented on anyone in months,we've even hit day 185 on the counter we have! (I'm so proud of him) In any case Alphonse (the sweety) is taking me to his secret-warehouse-on-an-uncharted-island-he-knows over christmas break. We've both been looking forward to it. we are leaving today.
Why does it feel like I will need to hit him later...