Know your Stars!

Hey. It's me again. You may know me for writing a teen titans story. So now I'm writing a One Piece show. I like humor. So I decided to do a humor story. Please send me reviews. This is my first time writing humor. There are many characters crossovers.

So here we go!

Luffy walks on stage and looks around. "Hello? Some kid said that there's a mountain of meat in here! Hello?" Luffy said.

Then Luffy looked around and spotted a chair

"Hmm. It wouldn't hurt to hurt to sit down for a while" Then Luffy sat down.

Them a booming voice announced "Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars"

"Hey. Who's there?"

"Monkey D Luffy is actually a mutated monkey."

"What! I'm not a monkey! My first name may be monkey but I'm not really a monkey!"

"Right And I'm dating my car. "

"You are?"

"No! I was being sarcastic. Ahem. Luffy's real name is Dick Grayson"

"No. That's Robin's real name."

Then Robin comes out on the stage and said. "Luffy, You said you weren't going to tell anyone about my real name!"

Suddenly the whole audience started to laugh.

"Sorry Robin. It just slipped out."

Then Robin stormed off.

"Okay… Luffy. He wants to be King of the S.S Diarrhea. "

"What! I want to be king of the Pirates! Not the S.S Diarrhea!"

"Luffy. He writes Romantic poems about Vivi. And makes out with himself"

"No I don't. We were taking her to Alabasata. So she could end the war. I don't write love poems about anyone! And I don't make out with myself!" Luffy said while getting angry.

"Don't lose your temper Mr. Whiskers."

"Who in the world is Mr. Whiskers?"

Then the real Mr. Whiskers comes out and wave his hand at the audience.

" Hi. I'm l Mr. Whiskers. I suddenly fell of a cliff and landed right here. Anybody want to see my ear wax?"

Most of the audience started to gag and some of them fainted. Whiskers shrugged and left the studio.

" Okay back to me. Ahem. Luffy is a cross dresser. He sneaks into Nami's dressing room and try her clothes on. And Pretend He's Nami.

"What that's not true! I'm not a cross dresser."

"Then can you explain this?"

Then a screen appeared, showing a picture."

"Hey. That's Nami's picture with my head taped over her head!"

"No it isn't! Luffy. You ate the Kilo Kilo fruit. You can change your weight from one kg to 100,000."

"I ate the Gomu Gomu fruit. Miss. Valentine ate the Kilo Kilo fruit. Besides, She creeps me out a bit. Now come on out here and face me! Gomu Gomu no Hanabi (Fire works, I read Luffy's attack guide. Luffy wildly punches and kicks the whole studio.)

"Hey! Stop attacking the studio! This studio costs money!" The Voice yelled

"Then come and face me you coward!"

"No I have a better solution."

Suddenly a tranquilizing dart hit Luffy in the neck and he fell.

Now you know Luffy. A mutated Monkey whose real name is Dick Grayson, He's King of the S.S Diarrhea. He writes Love poems to Vivi, Makes out with himself. He's a cross dresser who some times pretend he's Nami. And he ate the Kilo Kilo fruit.

"That's not true! They don't know me!" Luffy shouted.

"What! You aren't paralyzed? How can that be? Hmm. No matter. Shoot more tranquilizing darts at the monkey."

Suddenly Luffy was covered with tranquilizing darts. Then two officers came and dragged him out of the almost destroyed studio.

"So what do you think? Oh. Hold on a sec…"

Then the guy who made the voice walked up to the writer and said "Now the deal. I make fun of them while you pay me 200 berries." "Well. Here's your pay. You just have to make a few more lies and you're out of here." I said. "Well… okay" the guy said as he headed back to the loud speaker.

"Please send me reviews. I will do Zolo next. See yah!"