One a clear day, the Griffins are outside in the garden having lunch. They are eating sub sandwiches from Subway. Peter has the roast beef, Lois has the bacon ranch, Chris has the meatball marinara, Meg has the ham and cheese, Brian has the turkey and ham and Stewiehas the chicken tikka. Stewie and Brian are having the 6" while the rest have foot longs.

"It was nice of us to eat out at Subway's," smiled Lois.

"Yeah you don't have to worry about your figure," smiled Meg.

"And if you buy more with a loyalty card, you get one for free!" smiled Chris.

"Yeah, I can mix and match toppings and filling whenever I like," said Peter. "We wouldn't be here if that jerk from the internet tearing up the place."

Cut to flashback

The Griffins are at Subway waiting in line. when aa guy in his early 20s enters the building. Chris points to him. "Hey look. It's That Fellow in the Coat, only he's not in a coat."

"Isn't he the guy who ripped the name from another website and made cheap internet videos?" asked Brian.

"I heard about him," replied Stewie. "That Scooby-Doo episode reactment is really gay, in a stupid way."

"You're telling me. It's one of Hanna-Barbera's greatest cartoons."

Peter sees him and stops him in his tracks. "Hey, you're the guy who ranted on Willy Wonka, butchered 2 Disney classics and mistaken E.B. White for a woman."

"Listen I have my....What was the last thing you said?"

"E.B. White is a guy, like Taylor Hanson."

"He's right," said Lois.

"The name sounds so feminine!" said Fellow.

Stewie and Brian walk over to him. "Not as much research when you ranted on today's cartoons. and by the way, Pokemon debuted in the 90s," said Stewie.

"Stewie's right. The anime is only made to sell video games it's based on. Just like Transformers in the 80s."

Chris walks to Fellow. "And how dare you badmouthed Pikachu! He's Ash's best friend! they stay together no matter what."

"I really think he's cute," replied Meg. "We all do."

The Griffins agree.

"That critter can can zap you without noticing it," Peter said.

"Do you have a favourite?" Fellow asked.

"Why do you ask?" asked Lois.

"Just wondering."

"My favourite is Mewtwo," said Stewie. "He knows how to intimidate people."

"Mine is Lugia," said Brian. "He has words of a philosopher."

"I like Snorlax. He's big and takes punches!" excited Chris.

"My favourite is Lucario," said Meg. "He has awesome psychic powers and has good looks."

"I pick Gardevoir," said Lois. "I like a creature with a mysterious look on her face."

"Well my pick is Wobbuffet, he's the Boba Fett of Pokemon," said Peter. "But enough of that, Jigglypuff is one who's anooying. That puffball got the voice of that singer from Black Lace on helium."

"Every fan knows that," confimed Meg.

"And what did you say about two Disney films?" asked Fellow

"Mulan and Black Cauldron," replied Peter.

"Mulan got positive reviews," said Meg.

"And Roger Ebert gave it a Thumbs up!" said Chris.

"Same with the Black Cauldron only it got mixed reaction and a cult following," said Stewie.

Fellow leaped and started to trash the place yelling out what he thought what the Griffins said was wrong. Cops come in and try to arrest him but broke free. Then a cop shoots him with a tazer. Peter turns to one of the employees. "We like to take our order now."

End of flashback

"I wonder what happened to him?" Meg asked.

"He was committed," Peter answered. "He had to spend there for 18 months for treatment."

"Oh, he'll be the king of the demented now!" Stewie said evilly.

Bonnie and Joe Swanson along with Susie arrive. They brought a basket full of food.

"Hey, Peter just dropping by," smiled Joe.

"Hi Joe, want to join us?" Peter asked.

"Sure. Maybe you could join us for dinner tonight."

"Sure," said Peter. "It's to see your wife's cooking. What do you think Lois?"

"That's a great idea," said Lois.

"Alright!" shouted the kids.

"And about time too!" remarked Stewie.

Later that night the Griffins are at the Swason's house having dinner.

"So Joe, how are things on your end?" asked Peter.

"I caught a burglar," replied Joe. "He was running towards a car so I threw a batton at him preventing his escape."

He turns to Meg and Chris. "So kids how's your day?"

"Great," said Meg. "In English class, I got an A in my book report it's called The Beach by Alex Garland. It's about an Englishman who stumbles upon a secret society while exploring an uncharted area in Thailand."

"Was that made into a movie?" asked Bonnie.

"Yeah, with Leonardo Dicaprio and Tilda Swinton."

"I get to watch Requiem for a Dream in school," said Chris. "It's deals with drug addiction, and it shows Jennifer Connolly butt naked."

"I haven't heard that many exchange of words since that episode of Siskel & Ebert," said stewie muttering to himself.

Cutaway

Siskel and Ebert are at the balcony talking about the film they're reviewing.

"This movie is pure gold. It's got potential," smiled Ebert.

"I couldn't agree more, it's a must see," replied Siskel.

"The casting is superb, the directing is pure genius."

"It has a good script and marvelous character development."

"One of the best films this."

"You said it."

End of Cutaway

"You know there's demostration on how a crime is solved. If you're interested..." wondered Joe.

"I'll join," interupted Peter.

"What made you think you could be a crime solver?" asked Lois

"I just want to come just to see the real deal. Besides I love behind the scenes stuff," answered Peter.

"Nice to see something interesting for a change," said Brian. "Unlike those crime documentaries on Thursday night."

Cutaway

It's the evening and Peter, Brian and Stewie are watching TV. A person appears on screen.

"The victim was the younger sibling of the Carpenletstein family. They were infamous for drug trafficking and extortion. They made numerous enemies but the were enemies of themselves."

"Get on with the murder scene," said Peter. He was very bored.

"Many families were against the Carpenletsteins. They made more money than any other mob family including the Adofinchas."

"Get on with the murder scene," said Stewie. He too is bored of listening to the host.

"Whenever there's a hoedown, the Carpenletsteins always win whether it's a rival family or Swat team, they're always packing heat."

"Get on with the murder scene," said Brian. He was gnarling his teeth.

"But what's more interesting is that they have a record of the most number of connections with then police. They take bribes in numerous amouts."

"Just Get on with the murder scene!" shouted Peter, Stewie and Brian together. The host looked at them.

"OK alright. We'll come to the murder scene if you just be patient," responded the host.

"I'll give you something to be patient about," angered Peter holding the remote.

"Listen if just wait for a-"

Peter presses a button and changes the channel to CBS. The intro to Crime Scene Investigation starts playing. Brian looks at Stewie. "Should we leave?"

"Nah," replied Stewie. I like to scene how real people solve crimes."

End of Cutaway