Me and my friend made this up one day in PE.

Please Read and Review this is my first fan fiction. Be nice please and tell me if it stinks and that I should never write again. That would be helpful.

I don't believe in Disclaimers isn't a bit obvious I'm not Stephenie Meyer. So do I really to tell you?

Edward POV

I was sitting on the couch staring at the wall, well to more exact the TV but it was just as interesting as the wall. I looked over and saw Emmet coming down the stairs sings along to his ipod.

"Your eyes are the sky of the moon" he sang.

"Hey Emmet what song are you singing" I asked confused "because I don't know any song with those lyrics."

"Nine in the Afternoon by Panic at the Disco " he said like it was obvious.

"Uhhhh…. Emmet I think the lyrics are your eyes are the size of the moon" I said just to burst his bubble.

"oh" he said " that would make more scene."

I sighed and went back to staring at the wall, I mean TV. I was watching something on the Food Network so I could make Bella some dinner she is human after all. I was about to wallow I self-pity again for not being good enough for Bella when Jasper and Emmet sat on the other couch and gave me a mischievous look that I either loved or hated. It couldn't get much worse than this. I couldn't tell what they were think cause Jasper kept his mind busy with translating some book in to Japanese and Emmet was sing the song in his head (still with the wrong words I might add).

"what do you want?" I asked irritated

"we were just wondering if you wanted to go annoy the wolves?" Jasper said quickly.

Emmet looked a me hopefully like he needed my permission especially.

"Hmmmm… well Bella might no like it and-" I said

"Who cares what Bella thinks" Emmet interrupted as he was bouncing up and down like a little kid wanting candy or go to the park or something.

"Well Emmet I for one care what Bella think and she will be upset with me." I explained.

"How will Bella even know?" Jasper asked.

"Jake will probably go and cry and tell Bella about it" I explained to him.

"But PLEASE!" Emmet begged and looked like he was about to cry if he could. That did it.

"Fine" I gave up because see someone like Emmet about to cry you will do anything to keep it from happening.

"So what were you guys planning?" I asked slowly and became quite scared of what the might have planned. Jasper sensed this and calmed me down.

"We're just going to the boundary line to have some fun." he said in a sly voice that made me scared all over again.

We all jumped in Emmet's jeep and drove to the boundary line, once we got there we pulled over and ran until we saw wolves and stopped. From the color of their fur we could tell it was Jacob and Leah, this could be fun.

"Hey Eddie!! where's Bella?!?! She's not with the wolves is she?!?!" Emmet said in a loud obnoxious voice.

"I don't know!! I hope not I hate to kiss her went she smells like them!!" I said as loud as Emmet. Then we heard a loud growl soon Jacob and Leah were in front of us in their wolf forms. I couldn't understand Jacob's thought cause the were so angry.

"He's a very angry puppy dog and wants to attack us very badly" I said just to make him even angrier. We stood in silence for a minute, the suddenly Emmet starts hopping around and chanting.

"NA NA YOU CAN'T GET ME WE HAVE A TREADY!!!" Emmet said. Soon me and Jasper joined in. A loud growl came from Leah this time and we just stood there trying to stare each other down. "Well that was fun. Bye" I said and we ran back to the jeep and drove home.

Dedicated to: TheAppleofMyEyes