The 12 G.I. Joe Days of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas
BA gave to me
1 case of food poisoning.
On the 2nd day of Christmas
Airtight gave to me
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 3rd day of Christmas
Snake Eye gave to me
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 4th day of Christmas
Lifeline gave to me
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 5th day of Christmas
Tripwire gave to me
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 6th day of Christmas
Lift Ticket gave to me
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 7th day of Christmas
Beach Head gave to me
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 8th day of Christmas
Psyche-Out gave to me
8 therapy sessions,
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 9th day of Christmas
Cover Girl gave to me
9 wrecked tanks,
8 therapy sessions,
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 10th day of Christmas
Low Light gave to me
10 bullets,
9 wrecked tanks,
8 therapy sessions,
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 11th day of Christmas
Doc gave to me
11 more stitches,
10 bullets,
9 wrecked tanks,
8 therapy sessions,
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
On the 12th day of Christmas
Cobra Commander gave to me
12 death threats,
11 more stitches,
10 bullets,
9 wrecked tanks,
8 therapy sessions,
7 days of PT,
6 helicopters full of wiped cream,
5 exploding land mines,
4 stitches,
3 throwing stars,
2 chemical explosions,
And 1 case of food poisoning.
Hawk: Just thank us still have to survive New Years Eve.
Duke: Grate just what we need on this base full of drunk nuts with weapons! Oh hell Tripwire just sit another tree on fire!
Beach Head: Wonderful that's the 5thone today! This is why I'm spending New Years Eva locked in my office with Sgt. Snuffles and a bottle of scotch.
Hawk: Mined if I come to? I'll even bring my on scotch.