Of mice and men alternate ending:
THE DAY BEFORE LENNIE KILLS CURLEY'S WIFE EXCEPT HE DOESN'T IN THIS STORY:
George and Lennie are sitting on the ranch when suddenly everyone circles around them
"You've been working awfully hard lately..." Said somebody in the crowd.
"So..." George said cautiously
"So we're giving you the ranch!" the ranch owner yelled excitedly, "Now you can live of the fatta' the land and other such things."
"Congratulations!" Said someone in the crowd
"Congratulations!" Roared everybody else in unison... EXCEPT CURLEY!
Curley whined "But this ranch was meant to be my inheritance!"
"Shut up Curley" George said stabbing him in the stomach with a sharpened spoon
Everybody laughed at Curley as he lay on the ground bleeding out, and some people even went to kick him!
Crooks came and joined George and Lennie, but something was different about him...
"Guess what, I just woke up and discovered I was white and my back was straighter than a Westboro Baptist Church Member!" Crooks said excitedly "Now I will never experience discrimination ever again."
Candy came in as well. He opened his mouth "Also, My arm has grown back, and my dog was resurrected! This is great! Now we can live out our American dream! And Lennie will tend the rabbits!"
"Actually Candy, I have decided to invest in the stock market! Although I may only have $2 today, in a few years, I will $2.4 billion" Lennie said, as he fixed his suits tie.
"Well George will still manage the ranch right?" Candy asked, excitedly.
"No actually. I have decided to run for president!" George said. And so he did.
A FEW YEARS LATER
George was president of the United States; And Lennie controlled 90% of all the worlds' wealth. He had invested money in a way to create gigantic super rabbits. George decides to go to an art gallery in Germany.
"Hmm, this painting looks very nice!" Said George. "I wonder who painted it." He asked.
"That would be me Mr. President" A young man with combed hair and a small square moustache resting at the bottom of his nose said. "Adolf Hitler, A pleasure to meet you."
"This art is simply fantastic! How would you like to paint art for the white house! Of course, for such great art you will be handsomely rewarded..."
Adolf Hitler nods, and is then employed at the white house and makes hundreds of valuable pictures. Because of his happiness he never starts World War 2. This leads to many unemployed German scientists, So George recruits them. He uses them to invent a time machine and travels back to stop World War 1. They then invent an immortality potion, Cure world hunger, and ensure world peace.
The end.