Okay, so I'm making a song parody series. I have the worst mind in the world. Anyways, flood me with song requests! I wanna make parodies to test out my horrible lyric making skills! Enjoy, my children.
And Tanba, I'm some hot pitcha
Like I talk to Yuki when I shot pitchas
Like you seen him pitch, then it drop pitcha
And we keep them nine innings in my field, pitcha
And Eijun keep it on him, he done pitched batters
And Miyuki be catching, he some dumb catcher
Shades known to get bossy with his team, pitcha
Try to run back, and you can get an out pitcha
Running through these dorms 'til I pass out
And Mochi gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is strike out
And if you ain't a pitcher, get up out my mound yo
Miyuki be playing catch since like the 5th grade
Really never made no difference what the game made
Chris-senpai taught me facts and how to maintain
Get that ball back and pitch it on the same thing
Raichi like the way that I strike out
I be getting runs 'til I fall out
You talking ball, man, I go all out
Narumiya like the way that I pitch out
Free Ryosuke through, let all of my eyes out
Chris-senpai said no pimps inside my bullpen
That's what got Haruichi locked up in the dugout
Free Furuya though, let all of my balls out
We gon' pull up in the field, like we own it nigga
With them crossfires, we gon' put some hits on him
I send a shortstop to send the base on him
He gon' call Jun up and Ima shoot the balls on 'em
Seido High, that's what we are
Seido pitchers dressed in uniforms, pitcher relay we play so hard
But home runs for my bat squad
And bitch if it's a problem we gon' game brawl
Throws popping out the mitt yo
I'm with Tanba, I'm with Furuya, I'm with Kawakami
Broad daylight and we gon' let him Jun roar
Tell them pitchas free tickets, ho
Subway, eat fresh, yo
And tell my nigga Eijun teaming ho
redpenkiller caught a ball 'bout a week ago, week ago
Fuck with Seido and now we pitching, ho, pitching ho
Turn up on that home run now we squeezing ho, squeezing ho
Everybody catching fastballs yo, fastballs yo
Pitchas got me on my mound yo, mound yo
Ima run and put that ball on 'em
Ima wind up and strike out on 'em
Shunshin got me on that clock shit
Inashiro got me on that go dumb shit
Got me on that go dumb pitch man
Miyuki thirst trap in this field, hotter than a pitch
Ayo, game set, I need some more wins
If you used your brain unlike Eijun, you probably noticed that I spelled 'pitcher' as 'pitcha' for a reason. Hot Nigga? Hot Pitcha? Yeah, it makes sense. And I SWEAR if someone requests 'I'm In Love With the Coco'… prepare to be ignored. I already got a request for 'Boom Clap', so I'll be working on that in the meantime. Peace!