Reading 'My Immortal'
Chapters 1 to 2
A/N: This story is all my thoughts when I read the fanfiction known as 'My Immortal'. I do not own My Immortal (Thank Merlin!) or Harry Potter.
And so we begin…
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)Okay, I get it, but that's just stupid… 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Tara, do you realise not all of us immediately jump to that conclusion? raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. If this is the story AFTER it had been Beta'd, then I'd hate to read it before. U rok! Justin Beiber? ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! I wasn't aware you had a life, Tara, depressing as it may be. MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ...Okay… and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks When you were born? and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I don't know who she is. Should I leave? No, this is fun! I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. That would be incest, then, if you'd do it even if he was related. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Hogwarts is in Scotland, by the way. where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Yeah, we can, because this is clearly a self-insert. and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Even though it's a Muggle store? For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. WE DON'T CARE! I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation Why do you need that if your skin is already pale AND white?, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. That's nice. We don't care. It was snowing and raining …Unusual weather. so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Because that's the mature way to deal with these 'preps'.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! Oh no.
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Excuse me? Draco Malfoy is not shy.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Pity.
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AN: IS it good? No. No, it is not. PLZ tell me fangz! You're not welcome.
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz Please stop making that stupid pun. 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! We won't. We're having too much fun here.
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. Where else would you wake up? It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. Again: We do not care. I got out of my coffin I thought you'd already got out? and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. Don't they have a school uniform at Hogwarts?
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) Why don't you just call her Raven then? Why Willow? woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG Rule Forty Six of Fanfiction: Never use text language when the characters are talking. , I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday! Yeah, you did. Big deal. " she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. Why would you blush?
"Do you like Draco? And why would you assume she like someone because she talks to them? " she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted. …Because you really need to shout and swear at your best (probably only) friend because she asked a simple question.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. A minute ago you said you didn't like him. Now you're flirting with him.
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. Muggles don't go to Hogsmeade. Muggle bands don't either. And why would they be playing their anyway?
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. We hadn't guessed…
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked. Draco, shouldn't you be going with Pansy, not Ebony?
I gasped. Why do you gasp and blush at everything?
A/N: Okay, that was completely stupid. Hopefully I managed to make someone smile, or even laugh. I've been seeing a lot of these lately and I thought it would be rather fun to make my own. I've copied and pasted the original text from
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