RAVEN P.O.V.
I know Dimentio Scurra.
Yeah. Weird last name, "Scurra". Hey, did you know that "scurra" means "jester" in Latin? Which fits Dimentio, seeing as he is... well, a jester.
I've never seen him before in my life. Well, I have, but I don't wanna talk about it.
His memory was wiped. 'Cause of the Big Boom. That rotten bomb planted by Ipsium Deathtoll, to ensure that the whole of Endonta was destroyed...
Ah, well. Forget all that. The point is, I know him. And he comes into this story a heck of a lot.
But on to our next subject. L.
Uh... no. Not L from Death Note. L Thunder, more commonly known as Mr. L, the Green Thunder, and alter-ego of Luigi whatever-the-last-name-of-Mario-and-Luigi-is. Engineer-slash-inventor, super-arrogant, has wings? Yeah. Him.
So, there you have it. Now you know about my two best friends... well, at least one of them.
When I first re-met him, I hated Dimentio's very guts. But soon, me, him and L were to embark on a quest... a quest to rescue all our friends, and an entire kingdom!
Cue holy choir music...
Okay. Um, I don't think you need to know about them, but I'll introduce them anyhoo. There's O'Chunks McSmith, whose grannie and grampy run a cider company: McSmith Cider. Mimi Denova, who can transform into this freaky spider. Nastasia Axle, who's super uptight and organised, plus blessed with brainwashing powers. The Evene couple, Blumiere and Timpani. And finally - da da da-daaaa! - MOI! Raven Featherclaw!
So, now you know us. The gang. The group. The pack. The anything-else-you-can-think-of-that-is-another-version-of-the-word-gang.
Now, this is a story. A real one, I guess. I've always questioned reality.
But anyway.
This story alternates between point of views. All you have to do is peep at the top bit in bold, and you get who's point of view the chapter's being written in.
...I think I'm done breaking the fourth wall now.
ANYWAY. You better be prepared for this adventure. It may have humour (I dunno), it may have drama (I dunno). It might even have death. But whatevs. The point is, it's a story, and stories need a beginning.
This, my friends, is the beginning.
The beginning of a story that revolves around us all, but involves me in particular (don't take that for vanity or arrogance, alright?). Therefore, we have all agreed that this particular tale, mainly about me, Raven, will be called "Raven's Tale". So sit back, enjoy the ride, take some popcorn, and so on and so forth.
LET'S DO THIS THING!