Disclaimer: I don't own TDI or any of it's charracters. They belong to Fresh TV.

Here's my first attempt at writing some TDI stuff, and it's about two of my favorite characters. Please review and leave comments. I want as much constructive criticism as I can get. Without further adeu, here's the story.

Total Ezzy Drama

Ezekiel sighed. He was roaming around town, alone. Since the latest season of Total Drama was beginning to wrap up, Zeke and the other eliminated contestants were being forced out of their newest "Playa De Losers"-esque accommodation by Chris.

"That Chris is a jerk, eh. He treats me like dirt and kicks us all oo't of our hotel." Zeke continued walking down the sidewalk, his head drooping dejectedly. His outlooked changed as he ended up at a hotel. He ran inside and up to the counter.

"Welcome to the Royal Jewel Hotel, how can I help you?" The man behind the counter wasn't too thrilled for some reason or another, but Zeke was happier than he had been in a long time.

"Can I lodge here?" Just as the man reached for a key, a loud THUMP came from the ceiling. Soon enough, a heavyset guy was tumbling down the stairs. A speedy redhead landed on top of the beast.

"Don't you ever thinking about trying that again!" She yelled. "It's perverts like you who ruin it for the rest of us. You're all the reason why we can't have nice things." She chuckled for a second before jumping off of the guy. She turned towards the startled teen and started waving. "Hi Zeke!"

"Izzy?" Zeke rubbed his eyes. "So that's..."

"My now ex-boyfriend." Izzy glared down at Owen. "He tried to feel me up with out my permission. No one gets to squeeze Izzy's tits for free and lives to tell the tale. Or at least without getting a beat down."

"It was an accident, I swear!" Owen was pleading as hard as he could. "I hadn't had a bite to eat in like half-an-hour, and your boobs looked kinda like marshmallows. Soft, squeezable jumbo-sized marshmallows." He started drooling. Izzy socked the big lug right in the jaw.

"I think yoo' should give him another chance, eh." Zeke piped in.

"Nah, he was getting a bit clingy anyway." Izzy reached into Big O's pocket and pulled out a key to their room. "So, did you just get here?"

"Yeah, I just found this place."

"Listen," Izzy began. "I just payed for a room for two. Now that Owen's out of the picture, I must seem like some sort of lunatic who buys rooms for two just for the thrill of it! My uncle used to do that. Anyway, since you just got here and don't have a room, how about we bunk together?"

"Wait, what?" Zeke blushed a bit. "Are you sure aboo't this? I thought guys and girls were supposed to sleep in sep'ret rooms."

"Trust me, it's fine. You're going to make a better roommate than this guy was ever going to be." She motioned to Owen, who was still lying on the ground. "A ton of the others are staying here too. You'll fit right in!" She grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him up the stairs.

"I'll never understand that chick, no matter how many times I watch reruns of that show." The man behind the counter quietly returned to business.

Izzy lead Ezekiel to Room 266. "Here's our room!" She took one of the keys and unlocked the door. "And this is the bed."

"Only one bed?" Zeke was turning bright red.

"Beggars can't be choosers. Here's the closet." Izzy opened it up. Suddenly, something jumped out and grabbed onto Zeke's toque.

"What is it,eh? Get it off!" Zeke started running around in circles. Izzy pulled out a broom and started smacking Zeke with it. A raccoon jumped off of his head onto the floor and out the door.

"That's just Bandit, my new raccoon friend." A big smile appeared on her face. "He was here when I got the room. Don't worry, I can speak raccoon. I'll get him back so you two can properly introduce yourselves." She started making a ton of little sounds, but Ezekiel stopped her.

"Not now, eh. I need to recover a bit."

"Take your time." She replied. "Maybe I should show you where some of the others are staying." Zeke was once again being dragged by the wrist in a matter of seconds. They stopped in front of a room just down the hall. Izzy knocked on the door rapidly about 30 times before an annoyed Noah answered.

"How did I know it was you?" He sighed. Then he noticed Ezekiel. "Why are you dragging homeschool around?"

"He's going to be my new roommate!"

"What happened with you and Owen?"

"Speak of the devil." Izzy turned around. Owen was running down the hall and stopped right in front of Noah.

"Hey Noah, buddy. Can I bunk with you?"

"I know I'm going to regret this later, but okay. You're not sleeping in the bed though."

"Aw thank you thank you thank you!" He gave Noah a big bear hug. Noah's eyes bulged out as the life was being squeezed out of him. A tiny cracking sound came from Noah's body.

"So, where's Cody, eh?" Zeke asked. "He's got to be here somewhere."

"Actually, he's staying at a hotel across town. It's the same hotel Gwen's staying at." Noah snickered. "The little stalker."

"He's probably in heaven right now!" Izzy laughed.

"Actually, I'd be a bit concerned for him." Noah replied. "Let's see who else is staying at that same hotel." Noah started counting fingers. "Queen Bee, Ms. CIT, Jailbird, and Guitar Zero. I could easily see Cody getting caught in the middle of all that conflict."

"That does sound kinda bad..." Owen cringed a little.

"C'mon, let's see who else is hiding around here." Izzy sprinted down the hall. Zeke was barely able to keep up with her. She abruptly stopped in front of a room, which cause the two of them to bang heads and fall onto the ground.

"I'm real soo'ry, eh." Ezekiel started rubbing his forehead.

"It's okay." She replied. "I probably would of done the same if not worse." Izzy put on a playful smile as she pulled herself and Ezekiel up off the ground.

"Here's the room of-" Izzy was cutoff by the sounds of kissing and moaning coming from inside said room. "-Geoff and Bridgette if it wasn't already obvious to you."

"Is there anyone else, eh?" Zeke asked.

"Well, Katie and Sadie are a floor or two above here." Izzy pinched her chin with her index finger and thumb and pondered if there was anyone she had forgotten. "Oh yeah! Follow me!"

They stopped in front of Room 267. "Tyler and Lindsay are in this room! Phew, I almost forgot them for a second."

"Um Izzy, isn't this the room next to our's?"

"Hm... it is next to our room. Isn't that great?"

"I guess, eh." Zeke walked back into the room and fell onto the bed. "Ah, time to get some shut eye."

"I guess the poor guy could use a nap." Izzy said to Bandit, who was now perched on her shoulder. He cooed in response.

Later that afternoon, Ezekiel woke up to the wonderful sight of Izzy hovering inches above his face. He nearly jumped out of his boots when his eyes opened.

"Izzy, yoo' scared me, eh. Doo'n't do that."

"Couldn't help myself. I saw you waking up, so I decided to mess with you."

"Very funny, eh." Zeke started walking towards the door, but Izzy caught up to him.

"You might want this." Izzy handed him the other key.

"Thanks. You know anywhere I could get something to eat? I'm kinda hungry, eh."

"Now that you mention it, I've got the munchies too!" Izzy jumped onto Zeke's back. "Let's go let's go! Andale andale!" She threw him off balance and they crashed to the ground.

"I doo'n't even know where to go, eh!"

"That's a good point. I guess we should just head to a little place I know from around here. Just follow me and try not to get mugged."

When they reached their destination, Zeke had just one question. "Isn't this just a regular old supermarket?"

"Yeah, but they've got nearly everything you could want here!" Then she took a good look around. "Wait, where are the Frosted Flakes?" She started looking frantically for them.

"Izzy, just calm down a bit, eh."

"How can I be calm when they don't have Frosted Flakes?" She then knocked a whole display of cereals down with one swift kick. "Oh wait, here they are!" She grabbed a box off of the floor. "C'mon, let's go pay for these flakes."

"You two are having Frosted Flakes for dinner?" Noah asked. He had decided to visit Room 266 to see if Ezekiel was still in one piece.

"Mhm." Izzy replied with a mouthful of the sugary cereal.

"She talked me into it, eh."

"Can I have some Frosted Flakes?" Owen had appeared in the doorway. "I'm really hungry!"

"Did somebody say Frosted Flakes?" Tyler was right behind Owen. "I love Frosted Flakes!"

"Tyler yes, Owen no." Izzy replied. She handed the bowl to Tyler. Owen just stood there with a big frown on his face. "You messed with the wrong Izzy, so you don't get any."

"Figures." The big lug walked away.

"Doo'n't yoo' think yoo're being a little harsh on Owen?" Zeke asked.

"He deserves it!"

"He's been all kinds of depressed since you dumped him this morning." Noah added.

"I've never seen the big guy so upset." Tyler piped in.

"Alright, I'm kind of tired. You guys should probably get going." She pushed Noah and Tyler away and slammed the door in their faces. She locked the door behind her and then walked into the bathroom. She came out a minute later wearing her pajamas.

"Yoo' seems like yoo' were in a bit of a rush, eh."

"No really, I'm super tired." She yawned, but it didn't sound all too convincing. "How about we watch some television?"

"Okay." Zeke replied. He found the remote control right next to the TV. "So, how do I get this thing to work, eh?"

"You mean you've never watched TV before?" Izzy looked shocked.

"No, I have. Back at Playa De Losers I did. I just never learned how to turn one on, eh."

"You just press the button that says 'Power' on it." She pressed the red button and the TV flickered on. An episode of 6Teen was on the screen. "Ooh, I love this show!"

"Hey Jonsey," Jude walked into the room. "What are you watching?"

"I'm watching Total Drama Island."

"I love that show!" Jude replied. "That Chris McLean is one awesome dude."

"Tisk tisk, shameless advertising will get the show nowhere." The two teens watched television for another hour or two before they decided to pack it in for the night.

"I'm just gonna get changed." Zeke changed into a clean pair of boxers and headed for bed. Then he remembered, "Uh oh, I have to share the bed with Izzy." His face was as red as a tomato as he walked out of the bathroom. Izzy was nowhere to be found. He let out a sigh of relief as he got under the covers. Izzy suddenly popped out from under them.

"Sorry to spook you. I was just looking for Bandit. He's somewhere under the covers. Anyway, I just want to let you know something."

"And what's that, eh?"

"I sometimes bark in my sleep. Sorry if I wake you in the middle of the night or anything. Alright then, night Zeke." Izzy turned off the bedside lamp and the room became dark.

Zeke closed his eyes. "Ah, time to get some shut eye." They shot open as soon as he heard the first "bark". Several more followed.

"Just kidding, I was still awake." Izzy laughed. "All right, I'm going to sleep for real now. Night."

Ezekiel felt something crawl on top of him. It was Bandit, and he decided to crawl under Zeke's toque and sleep on top of his head.

As Zeke stared at the ceiling, all he could think was, "What did I get myself into?"

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