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Oh! And the italics are used for sound and to show what someone is thinking. And whatever else they're used for.
This is just the beginning!
1. Funny Burning Criminal
The sun rays were shining through my one small window in my room, which was of course right above my bed, blinding my eyes.
Ughh what time is it?
I slowly pulled my covers off and with a yawn and a stretch I looked over at my clock, which read 3:00 PM! I was in shock that no one woke me – not even my alarm! Until I remembered...
Summer vacation, thank god.
I was an only child and my mom worked non-stop for her travel agency. She's somewhere in Alaska for a week testing out a new and improved winter vacation for her company.
"We're going to be rich someday sweetheart! We're going to get out of this shack - this dump!" That's what she told me last night when she took off at 9 for her flight.
Figures I stayed up late last night, I was alone, and my house gives me the creeps. The only comfort I get at night is having my cat sleep at the end of my bed, along with my night light on in the corner.
Yes, I need a night light..and I'm twenty..fail...
And my dad? Who cares about him, he ran off when I was just a kid. Apparently he wasn't into the whole parenting thing. But like I said who cares. And its not like my mom is ever around either, because of her new business and all. But I swear if she were here she would have my butt up at 8 AM, and anytime after that she would have thrown me off the bed and called me lazy. We're complete opposites, she loves the life of adventure. And me? I just have nothing exciting going on. I've been like a drone at college. I go to class, go to eat, go to class again...then get in trouble for spacing out in class.
Summer is so refreshing.
I like sleeping in and wasting the day. When there is no one around to give me orders. And no one around being crazy drunk in the middle of the night. Like my roommate.
Sometimes, as sad as it may seem, my dreams are better than my actual life. So sad.
But to be honest it's because of how poor me and my mom are, somedays we just won't eat, plain and simple. She demands I go to college to better myself and our family. I wish she wouldn't..all of our money goes to that, and I hate it anyway...
Plus my mom makes it seem like a curse that we're like this. She says it's a curse that my dad is gone too. She says it's happened to almost all of the women in my family - except my Aunt, who is a gold digger. She says she leaves the men first so they don't leave her.
How shallow. I'd rather be alone.
Ugh I need to stop, how depressing I am! But then again it's not my fault. Those are just the facts.
After day dreaming about the pathetic life I have, I decided not to get ready for the day - considering I'll be back in my bed soon enough. I walked out of my room and walked straight out into the family room. I listened to the odd silence in my house looking past the family room into the back hallway where the guest bedroom was, and then turned right and scooted into the kitchen.
GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRR
That was my beast of a belly..
"Okay okay, I'm feeding you!" I started preparing my favorite sandwich, peanut butter and syrup. Mmmm.
After stuffing my mouth like there was no tomorrow I decided to layout on the couch and see what was on the tv.
"Nothing, nothing nothing.....nothing...and...nothing!" I chucked the remote onto the floor. Today is turning up worthless. I'm so bored. I wouldn't even mind my mom yelling at me to clean!
BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBMMMMMM
That wasn't my belly....what the hell!?
A huge crash came from outside. I literally jumped off the couch and was at the window in a second. I couldn't believe my eyes. There was smoke coming from the old shed in the back...and OMG it's on FIRE!
"What should I do?!" I yelled to my cat, who responded with a helpful meow. "My dad build that shed!!!" I threw my arms in the air, but then they quickly dropped at my sides, "then maybe I should let it burn?" I debated with myself while I squished my forehead against the glass. "I have my p.j.s on! This is so dumb. Forget it!" I pushed my forehead off the window, to prove to myself that I made up my mind. When something caught my eye...
A person!?
I kicked open the back door and bolted across the field to the burning shed. By the time I arrived I was hunched over with my hands on my knees breathing as fast as possible. The flames were engulfing the entire shed, shooting out debris left and right. Come on you can do this. I gave myself a pep talk and shielded my eyes with my hand and army crawled across the bottom.
"Hello!" I called out to the stranger. "Hello?! Please answer me! I don't know where you are!" And then to my right I heard a muffle of words..sounded like a curse word.
"I'm coming! Hold on!" I moved some burnt pieces out of my way and saw a hand under the ashes. I grabbed onto their hand and pulled as hard as possible. My eyes were being stung from the heat. God why are they so heavy! I didn't have the strength to pick the poor person up. So now they had to be part burnt and dragged along the floor. I'm not meant for this saving kind of stuff!
The shed completely collapsed and the fire now looked like a simple bon fire instead of anything dangerous. I used all of my strength dragging him out of the shed. By the time we cleared the smoke I let go of his hand and kneeled down on the ground next to him. With no smoke around I could finally see who or..what he was. Some of his clothes had burn marks on them. He had weird swirls on his gloves and headband. And his face was covered and his hair was silver.
...so he is old and likes girly headbands...and has..A MASK!? Was he trying to STEAL FROM ME???
I was irritated, I just saved a criminals life! "That's it!" I jumped up on my feet and yelled at the top of my lungs, "Wake up! You-uh-bad person! Yeah!" I pointed accusingly at him, "You think you're going to just die here and get the easy way out! Ha! You're going to jail for sure!" I swung my leg and aimed it at his stomach, "Take tha-"
He instantly grabbed my ankle and flung me on the ground. He pressed my leg down onto my chest and met me face to face.
shitttttt....I thought he was passed out...
I instantly pulled my hands to my face and closed my eyes, "Don't kill me!" I let out a huge cry, "This day sucked too much to die now!" I shook my head from side to side, "Besides I saved you!"
I heard a sigh and oddly nothing happened. I peeked open one eye to see his one eye staring back at me. He looked very tired. "Saved me, huh?" He questioned. His voice was surprisingly slow and calm. He seemed to notice I was too caught off guard to talk, so he continued, "If you, well, were going to save me...wouldn't you, well, how do I say this? Not try to kick me?"
Is he giving me attitude?!
"Hellooo." He moved closer to my face, and I panicked.
"Umm...I..I..I" I was acting like a baby. Come on focus, give him attitude back. "WELL, I wasn't going to let you burn, if that's what you're wondering." He eyed me up and down, "I thought you were a criminal, you do have a mask." I pointed at his face and then he paused and nodded his head as if he understood. A second after he let me out of his hold and stood up. His eye scanned the whole blank field around us.
"And..you're not a criminal..right? I asked nervously. His gaze fell back down on me and his eyebrow raised in surprise, and then..he laughed!
I stood up beside him with my hands on my hips."What is so funny about that?"
He held his hands up as if in defense, "I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at me."
"What? You're laughing at you? So you really are crazy...." I trailed off awkwardly.
He laughed some more so you could see his huge smile forming under his mask, "I must be crazy..ha..ha...because...I have no idea where I am."
"Well that's easy." I pointed my finger to the ground, "You're in the middle of no where, in the middle of Colorado."
He laughed some more while his head was looking up to the sky, "What's a Colorado?"
I almost tripped over my own feet, "You're kidding! Did you loose your memory or something!?"
He sighed and shook his head, with his eyes still on the sky, "Nope...I'm lost, completely...and utterly lost." He let out another small chuckle.
"I still don't see what's so funny about the situation." I folded my arms.
His one eye looked at me in a smile, and he said cheerfully, "it's better to laugh, then to scream."
Gasp. Who is this guy...and where is he from!?
Next Kakashi's perspective:
Who is this girl, who is this guy?! Find out next time!