So I was playing a round of Team Fortress 2 and a kid called "BOT Snivy" was in the mic shouting like hell. Because
my ears were literally about to break I could not hear clearly what the fk he was even trying to say. All i heard were the
words "Noscope", "Call of Duty", "This game sucks". You can probably guess what he was saying. So then I came up with an
idea for a fanfic. And then I remembered Ryuunosuke. Being the computer whiz kid he is, I thought he would be perfect for
this story. Enjoy ^^
Hello, hello, and welcome, to the #1 talk show of the year, The Ellen Kimmel Show!I'm sure many of you out there on the
internet have seen/heard/heard about this thing called a COD kid/squeaker.(Forgive me for my over-excessive use of slashes
)Well, generally, people would call these, I guess, characters, as retards and faggots etc. But what would Ryuunosuke from
Sakurasou have to say about that? Well, let's find out as we welcome our guest for today's show, Ryuunosuke!
"Hi."
"Hello there! Now, would you like to introduce yourself?"
"Uhh, hi. Im Ryuunosuke."
"Now, what do you think about these COD squeakers?"
"Well, for starters, they're gay. Yeah."
"Do you have anything else to say about this topic?"
"No, not really."
"This was supposed to be a 1 hour long talk show! C'mon, keep talkin'!"
"But I have nothing else to say. COD sucks anyways."
"Excuse me?"
"Hmm?"
"What did you say about COD?"
"I said it sucks."
"Well, I'll have you know that COD is one of the greatest FPS games out there. Unlike shitty Valve games like TF2 and CS:GO."
"Oh really bitch? You wanna go? Well guess what, FUCK YOU, CS:GO AND TF2 ARE THE BEST FPS's OUT THERE BITCH!"
"NO! FUCK YOU!"
"NO!'
"FUCK YOU!"
"ARHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUUUCCCKKK YOU!"
It was at this point in time that the both of them starting raging intensely. After 5 minutes, the two started crying.
"FUCK YOU MAN COD IS THE BEST!"
"SURE COME FIGHT ME LOL"
The two began to 1v1 each other, both armed with dew and doritos.
ROUND 1
Ryuunosuke pulls out his 'PUSSY SLAYER 2000' and begins to noscope the host. He dodges, and swifty equips his 'C***BUSTER
5000'. It was at this moment that a player called 'xXX360SWAGNOSCOPERXXx' joined the game. He equips his 'GIANT MEAT STICK"
and begins to melee the two to death.
They both shouted in the mic with glass-breaking levels of noise,"DONT KILL ME! FUCK YOU!"
After 30 seconds, the two began to realise the reason for their deaths. They had not been consuming enough dew or doritos.
They pulled out 5 bags of doritos from their arseholes and vomited out some bottles of mountain dew and began to eat up.
After 10 minutes, they were found dead in their rooms drowned in dew and spewing out doritos from their mouths with their
last words being "DANK KUSH GET REKT M8".
And all was well.
This fanfiction is the embodiment of squeakers.
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