Ino decides Sakura's life isn't romantic enough; she's been single her whole life. Since the pinkette won't do anything without a little push, Ino has Sakura make an account for the new singles website . After making the website, Sakura get's messages from all different kinds of people... this is her story of her fifty first dates with each of them.
disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Chapter 1: Prolouge
Name: Sakura Haruno
Sex: Female
Birthday: March 28
Age: 18
Appearance: I have strawberry blonde hair, a little more strawberry than blonde, and emerald eyes. My physique? I guess you could say I'm pretty petite.
Current Rank: Jounin Medic
About Me: Well, I guess you can describe me as sweet. I enjoy reading and writing; and I absolutely love my job. Being a medic is something that just clicks with my personality. I am the head medic at the hospital, after Tsunade-sama of course, and I really don't have a lot of time to go out and find dates so this was the best option.
"Well I think that's pretty good," I said as I looked happily at the screen. I heard Ino click her tongue beside me… I guess she wasn't as happy.
"This is all well and good, Forehead," Ino said as she slid her chair closer to mine. "But I think we should spice it up a bit… I doubt your boring life would bring any potential suitors."
"Oh no, Pig," I said with a sigh. "Please don't; I just want to be honest!"
"Well you'll never get dates that way," Ino said as she stole the computer keyboard. "Just let me do it; I'll let you delete it if you want to… pwease, Forehead?"
"Fine."
Name: Sakura Haruno ;)
Sex: Oh, yes, please.
Birthday: March 28
Age: Freshly 18; completely legal ;)
Appearance: Luscious pink hair (you'll have to find out if its natural or not;)), startling emerald eyes. My frame is petite but curvy, athletic but still soft.
Current Rank: Ask a date and find out ;)
About me: I am looking for the man of my dreams; the man that can sweep me off my little feminine feet. He must be strong, and able to protect me.
"What do you think?" Ino asked as she finished typing.
I stared blankly at her before I started shaking my head. "No, no way Ino," I said taking back the keyboard. "I mean half of that isn't even true! 'Ask a date and find out,' seriously? And all the winking?! What the hell is that?"
"You didn't say anything on the sex part; I think that was my best one," Ino stated smugly with a smirk.
"Don't even get me started on that," I said with a glare. "Let's try it again."
"We'll do it together this time!"
Name: Sakura
Sex: Female
Birthday: March 28
Age: 18
Appearance: I have luscious strawberry blonde hair with enchanting emerald eyes. I have petite frame but I still have a bit of curvage. I'm not incredibly short, but not tall either.
Current Rank: Medical Jounin
About me: I like reading by the fireplace, long walks in the forest, and dinner under the stars. My job is what is most important to me, which is why I haven't had time to meet a decent guy. Helping people is important, but I need a life too. If you think you can help send me a message. ;)
"What do you think?" Ino asked with a slight frown. "I personally think it's a little boring…"
"I like it," I said with a smile. Reading it over again, I nod over to Ino. "Submit it."
"Fine, Forehead," Ino said with a sigh. "But don't blame me when you don't get any dates."
I watched as Ino clicked the submit button, happy that this was finally over. Taking a deep breath, I stopped when I heard a pop coming from the computer.
"What's that?" I asked Ino while we both stared at the computer.
"It looks like someone already requested a date with you…" Ino sighed under her breath. Staring at the screen again, the two of us started to hear more popping sounds. "It looks like a lot of people are requesting a date with you…"
I grabbed the mouse, and clicked the new mail button on the website. Skimming down the emails, I noticed there were fifty new notifications.
"…That's going to be a lot of first dates, Forehead," Ino muttered with a sigh."It should be kinda fun, though, shouldn't it?"
I sighed, as I grabbed the mouse and clicked the first email. "Better start now…"