A/N: Yeah, soooo this story occurred at 3 a.m. I thought it would be funny to write. Just the sounds, and stuff. Warning: MxM, smut, T rating. Don't like, don't read. Let me hear what you think about it! Enjoy! :)
"BOO!"
"AAAAHHHH!"
"Gheghegheghe!"
"Jesus! Ara, don't scare me like that!"
"Sorry love! I just had to!"
"No, you didn't! Why did you wake me up anyway?"
"Because of this…"
"…"
*kissing sounds*
"ARA!"
"What? You liked that."
"I-I…"
*whispering*
"I know, but, just not when everybody's watching us!"
"They're not watching!"
"Still…"
*bumping sound*
"Ara, what are you doing?!"
"I'm taking what's mine."
"No, not her-e… Ahhh…"
*kissing sounds* *abrupt end*
"Why for Valar's sake are you stopping?"
"Well, maybe I should respect your will, and you didn't want to, so…"
"Shut up."
*kissing sounds*
"Oh, Ara,…"
"Legolas, you're so beautiful."
"…I'd rahter think of myself as incredibly good-looking…"
*laughing* *slapping sound*
"What was that for?"
"Don't laugh at me."
*silence*
"Ara…?"
"Do you have any idea how in incredably sexy you are when you blush?"
*giggling sounds*
"I want you so bad…"
"Than take me…"
*ripping sounds*
"There goes my finest tunique."
"Legi…"
"What?"
"If you won't shut up, I'll make you…"
"With what?"
"Just look down, and you'll see."
*zipping sound*
"I'd like to see you try…"
*Sudden intake of air*
"Fuck, Legolas! Stop teasing!"
*moaning and panting sounds*
"So…fucking…good…Ahng…Legolas…"
*popping sound*
"Now, that's finished."
*Cry (of pleasure, I suppose)*
"Aragorn! Damn it! Feels… So… Good!"
*panting and moaning sounds*
"Aragorn…"
"Yes?"
"Please…"
*In a husky tone*
"I want to hear you beg…"
"Arg! Aragorn! Please, hng…Fuck… just… do…it!"
*moaning and panting sounds (all the good stuff)*
"Ahhh! Aragorn, I-I wo-on't last l-long…!"
"Come for me, my love…"
"Nghaa! ARAGORN!"
"LEGOLAS!"
*thump*
*panting sounds*
"Ara…?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you…"
"Love you, too…"
*soft kissing sound*
*snorring*
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