Miscellany-i Mistletoe

~A Heap Of Christmas Ficlets/Drabbles~

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the associated characters.

Pairing/s: Draco/Harry.

Warnings: Language, slash, femmeslash, hetero, some characters may kiss around ;]

Summary: It's Christmas time at Hogwarts and there's some enchanted Mistletoe about. Damn Dumbledore for charming a locking spell on those whom are caught. COMPLETELY AU. Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, etc. HAVE NOT DIED. YOU CAN SUGGEST/REQUEST PAIRINGS!

Day One – Dumbledore Announces

"Christmas is coming soon! I hope you enjoy my little Christmas surprises around the castle!" with a light chuckle the Headmaster of Hogwarts sits back down. He watches as the students talk enthusiastically about the upcoming holidays. His gift to them was enchanted mistletoe, there was no escape! A slight giggle bubbles past his lips and Professor McGonagall glances at him.

"Albus? What on earth are you laughing about?" the Deputy Headmistress demands. As Albus chuckles a bit more her eyebrows draw together giving him a stern glare.

"Oh, Minerva, I think the students will really get a kick out of my gift, that's all," however, the twinkle in the older man's blue eyes told a different story. That was not all, something major is about to happen… Minerva hopes for the students sake it's nothing scary.

The students start leaving for classes while Albus, Minerva and the others at the Head Table head into a room with the sole purpose of flooing a teacher to his or her classroom. With a sigh Minerva heads to her first class of the day, 6th year Transfiguration with Slytherin and Gryffindor.

When she opens the classroom door the sight before her is not what she expected from Albus' 'gift'. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are standing three feet apart and glaring at each other. There's no student within two feet of them, which just assures Minerva the two boys are stuck until they – she looks up, mistletoe – well, until they kiss, apparently.

"Oh, bugger off, Potter, there is no way in hell I would kiss you," Malfoy spits, his face twisting into a forced disgust which leads Minerva to believe the blonde haired boy would kiss Harry.

"Go fuck yourself Malfoy, no one wants to even touch you," Harry snaps back folding his arms across his chest defensively. "But, if we want to get out and go to class…" the raven haired boy touches his nose out of habit. He doesn't wear the glasses anymore, but old habits and all that…

"Oh, so you're finally coming out of the broom closet, eh, Potter?" Draco smirks with a wink. In a flash, before anyone could react, Harry pounces across the small space and slams Draco into the wall. Minerva watches with wide eyes as her Gryffindor presses his lips harshly against the Slytherin's.

"Just for you, Draco," Harry murmurs before walking past the shocked Minerva into the classroom. The rest of the class follows, whispering about what had just happened. Shaking her head and glancing upward Minerva is relieved to see that the mistletoe has disappeared.

"Damn it, Albus…" she whispers to herself before she walks into the classroom to start the lesson.