Okay, this was COMPLETELY random! I was just walking around in circles (a hobby), and all of a sudden I got the idea for this melodrama thing. Now, anyone who took drama class should know that melodrama is pretty much a short story about a clear Good vs. Evil conflict that's exaggerated so much that it's actually funny. Of course, normally melodramas are bizarre, but stepping in someone's cotton candy….

Chibi Link: Hey, whadjya expect from Num? A poem? She'd write it on bird droppings. In fact, she did once.

And now let's introduce the cast….

Hero: Isaac

Villain: Felix

Damsel in Distress: Jenna

Narrator: Piers

You're probably already scratching your head…if you don't know me. But it gets better….

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---VALE RIVER 4:38 PM---

"It was the day of the carnival in Vale," Piers read aloud. "Siblings Felix and Jenna sat down to an early picnic supper. As Jenna got up for who knows what reason, she stepped in…the sacred COTTON CANDY OF FELIX!"

Jenna looked where she had stepped. "Whoops." She looked up at her brother then, who didn't look too happy…of course, no one would with red eyes. Jenna backed away slooooowly…but it was too late.

"Why, O Sister, why?" Felix cried. "You have stepped on my cotton candy! Alas for you, I shall have my revenge!" With that, he promptly tied Jenna up and dangled her over the river.

"Felix, in a burst of anger, tied up his helpless sister and threatened to drop her into the river—wait, that just happened," commented Piers.

Felix proceeded to cackle maniacally. "Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I shall have vengeance for my precious sacred cotton candy! So, sister of mine, would you like to dive into the river head first or feet first?" Jenna screamed and flailed helplessly, as that was all she could do thanks to the evil script.

"Wait, there's a script for this thing?" said Mia before getting shoved off screen.

"Hahaha! Then head first for you!" Felix cackled as he prepared to send his sister hurtling into the river.

Piers cleared his throat and continued to read. "And just in the nick of time, Isaac appeared! Whooop-dee-doo."

Isaac stood heroically on a rock, his scarf flapping in the wind.

Everybody glared at Garet the Wind Maker, who had to be roped up to a sled and pulled backstage that way due to his dullness.

"Errrr…I will save you, Miss Jenna…I think," Isaac called, unsure of himself.

Felix continued to laugh maniacally. "Hahaha! You think I would let you?"

An epic battle occurred…well, as epic as it could be with Felix being defeated by a paper wad. Yes, a freakin' paper wad. Fear teh paper wad.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Felix as he was knocked into the river by the feared paper wad.

"Isaac cut Jenna free from the ropes, and boy was she thankful. Thus, with the evil Felix banished to the murky depths of the Vale River by a paper wad, the day was saved! …Mercury, this is corny," sighed Piers as he showed teh script to Mercury…WTF?

"So are you gonna kiss me or what?" asked Jenna. "The hero always kisses the girl in the end, right?"

Isaac shook his head. "No, I got someone. And it's not Mia."

"But if it's not me, and it's not Mia, then who?" asked a confused Jenna.

Isaac whistled sharply. "Heeeeere Sheba…."

"SHEBA!"

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Bet you didn't see that coming! ;)

Chibi Link: That was absurd. Felix trying to kill his sister, Garet farting as a special effect, and, of all things, Isaac/Sheba pairing?

Hey, it works well! I like it, it's original and it's not yaoi. I call it…BLONDESHIPPING!

Chibi Link: …okay then…well, you can see that she wrote this 'cause she's begging on her knees for more reviews, practically.

Don't forget to read my Golden Sun Rambtings story!

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