AN: This is a melodramatic crackfic, which means everyone is totally in character :P It also contains smut, with fun stuff like voyeurism and threesomes, you've been warned. And probably worst of all, there's plenty of fluff and schmoop in there too. Read on at your own risk. Enjoy!

Robbo felt like a bit of a third wheel. Sure, the apartment had been his and Colby's before Dean came along, but Colby and Dean had this whole long history together, and he wondered if maybe he should move out and give them some space.

When he opened the front door and stepped inside, he knew he definitely should.

"Jesus, fellas!" he exclaimed, hand shooting up to shield his eyes. "Ever hear of a bedroom?!"

Colby was backed up against the kitchen bench, Dean kneeling in front of him.

"You said you had stuff to do!" Colby accused, hastily tucking himself way.

"I do! I just forgot something I need!"

"Settle down big guy, it's just a bit of head," Dean grinned, mouth glistening.

Na, he didn't need this.

"You know what? I don't need it anymore," Robbo announced, turning on his heel and getting

the hell outta there. And as he clicked the door shut behind himself, he swore he could hear laughter.

xxx

When the sun had set and Robbo still wasn't back, Dean could tell Colby was worried.

"He's still not answering his phone."

"That's hardly surprising, mate."

"I guess. I just... I can't help thinking about Ebony."

For a moment anger at that crazy bitch flared up in Dean. He hated what she'd done to Colby, rattling him like this.

"Fine. We'll go look for him."

Colby stood up and pulled him in for a kiss.

"Thanks Dean."

"Yeah, yeah," he said, brushing Colby off. The sooner they got this over with, the sooner they

could focus on what was important, namely getting naked together. "Let's go."

They checked the diner, because it was right there, then they headed over the hill to check Salt.

Dean decided they should split up because it would be quicker.

"You check the restaurant," he told Colby, "I'll check the beach."

"Okay," Colby agreed a little hesitantly.

"He'll be okay," Dean assured, "and so will you. Now go on."

He was trying the tough love thing on Colby, sending him to check the restaurant. It was packed with people which meant he wouldn't be in any danger, and it would help build his confidence again.

Five minutes later, Dean found Robbo down by the beach. He shot off a quick message to Colby, before approaching their sook of a roommate.

xxx

Robbo's head was a mess, and he knew it shouldn't have been. Who cared, right? So he caught his roommates in a compromising position. Laugh it off and move on. Simple. Except it wasn't.

He couldn't get the image of Colby's pleasure-tight face out of his head. Or the flash of cock he'd seen. He shook his head to clear the image. Obviously he'd always known Colby was a good-looking guy, but this was turning into a crush. How embarrassing. Not to mention inappropriate because the bloke was already in a relationship.

Robbo didn't know Dean well, just that he was a fighter and that loyalty meant everything to him. The last thing he wanted to do was come between them, so that meant Colby was off-limits. He needed to get over this.

"Plan on staying out here all night, do ya?"

He turned to see Dean walking towards him. Alone.

"Where's Colby?" Shit, that shouldn't have been his first question.

"At Salt, looking for you."

Dean leaned against the railing beside him.

"Look, about that before. Me and Colby aren't mad or anything. Let's just forget it, yeah?"

If only it were that simple. Colby's arrival saved him from having to lie or disagree.

"There you are," Colby said. "I've been worried sick."

"You have?"

"Yeah, of course," Colby frowned, as though that should be obvious. "Ebony could come back at any time."

"Right," Robbo said, wilting a little. He realised he'd been hoping Colby was simply worried about him and his feelings.

"Come home," Colby said. "We promise it won't happen again."

"He means where you might see," Dean was quick to add.

Robbo looked between the two of them, both so handsome, both asking him to stay. His gaze finally settled on Colby, where that adorable smile was softening his expression, and Robbo was powerless to refuse.

"Okay," he agreed, unsure if he'd just made a really smart or a really dumb decision.