What to do in Wal-Mart with the Cullen kids!
Authors Note: Hi! New story I find this one amusing… two authors, Katie10166 and Dapanda214! I'm only doing 13 should I do more?
~Dapanda214
Pretend to be making out with your imaginary girlfriend. When people stare scream "Oh the Lust!" (Jasper)
Walk around with a cross and Holy Water accusing people of all being vampires. Don't forget to splat them with the water. (Bella)
Run around the Toys area while singing at the top of your lungs "I'm bringing sexy back!" (Edward)
Go to the garden department and use the hose to pretend to pee in the plants. (Emmett)
Go to the tool department and ask a guy if he thinks your boobs are even sized. (Rose)
Run around with a Zippo lighter yelling "Burn the witch!" then throw the closed lighter at a random blonde girl and say "Take that Veronica!" (Alice)
Sit on the ground and pray to the mannequins while leaving them offering of cheerios. (Edward)
Walk up to a guy and yell "infidel! Shun the non-believer!" (Jasper dressing in a turban)
Try to scan Bella and when they say that they can't check her out calmly say "Toot Toot" and pretend to leave a silent, but deadly one… (Emmett)
Cry that the store doesn't carry your perfect color make up. (Cry to a random old lady) (Rose)
Sit in the tampon isle and mumble loudly "these are some funny looking condoms…" (Bella)
Roll around the ground in a fettle position crying that the British are coming. (Edward)
Hide in the toilet paper and when people walk by make various noises. (Everybody)
A/n well there it is should we do more? (: R&R
~Katie10166