Harry potter and the woman
it was a cold morning when harry awoke, he looked to his dresser and grabbed his wand, and Who was to be standing there but SNAPE!, "Um proffesor"
harry said, "why are you in my dorm", snape had no reply, harry repated the question, "why are you in my dorm?", snape mumbled some words and walked into harrys closet,"excuse me" harry said, "Please GET OUT",
"FINE", snape replied, snape walked out, but what were he wearing?, SEXY LINGERIE, "harry", snape said, me and moggonagle see fasion different to any other teacher in hogwarts, "im a..., im a ..., im a TRANSVESTITE, Snape shouted, "what the... replied harry, snape then got pissed of and said, "FUCK YOU", and killed harry, him and mogonagle now have three children, amanda, eleanor and hermionie, and am glad to say she is pregnant with triplets.