Why am I writing this. ;A; Why.
I have two other stories to write and I'm procrastinating with this one.
Maybe no one will like it and no one will review. Then I can be a good writer and do my other stories. Though I think I wanna do this one because in my other stories I have to wait a while to get to the yaoi-goodness and this one I won't have to.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Well, I suppose if you do like R&R and I'll continue it.
The music blazed through him, making him fidget helplessly with anxious energy. His cerulean eyes were locked on the group of dancing girls, who shuffled back and forth, jumping, talking and laughing and having fun. Naruto's hands gripped his knees tighter, his fingers digging into his skin even through his jeans as a wave a yearning rushed through him and he began to fidget even more. As the song reached its climax, erupting into a sexy guitar solo Naruto instinctively shifted forward and he swallowed a scream as the restraining hand on his elbow tightened its hold.
Naruto shot a furious look over his shoulder and ripped his arm from Sai's grip and immediately rubbed the place where he had touched him. Sai looked at his livid expression impassively and cocked an eyebrow.
"What're you so angry about?" He murmured as he looked around Naruto's friend's living room.
Naruto felt another stab of anger in his chest and he scooted even farther away from his controlling boyfriend of three years.
"You're being a dick!" Naruto spat out.
Sai's head whipped around to look at Naruto, shocked.
"What? How am I being a dick?" Sai asked incredulously.
Naruto let out a frustrated groan and continued to back up until he was perched on the arm of the couch.
"You won't fucking let me dance!"
Sai's eye widened in realization and then he scoffed, rolling his eyes. Naruto felt his heart go ice cold with anger and immediately he was on Sai.
"Don't do that. Don't you dare. Don't treat me like I'm a moron. That's a legitimate reason for me to get angry!" Naruto seethed.
Sai sighed, irritated and turned to Naruto.
"I never said it wasn't." He said blandly.
Naruto felt like screaming. Sai always did this, treating Naruto like a moron when he was mad but expecting an apology when he himself had been angered. Naruto wanted nothing more than to beat up the man before him but he urged himself to control his temper. He bit the inside of his cheek.
"Then why are you acting as if it's not?" Naruto slowly asked, taking deep trembling breathes, trying to calm down.
"I'm not! I don't even know what you're talking about!" Sai exclaimed and looked at Naruto exasperated.
"You won't let me dance Sai. You won't let me dance and it's pissing me off because you know I love to dance. Why do you have to control me?" Naruto said slowly, as if explaining this to a child.
Sai's eyes narrowed at the tone and he shifted closer to Naruto on the couch, his heartbeat speeding up in anger as Naruto shuffled back.
"Because of how you dance Naruto; you dance like a god damn slut." Sai said coolly, as if calling your lover a slut was completely acceptable.
Naruto blanched at the term and he felt his hold on his temper disappear.
"I'm sorry but WHAT!" Naruto screamed, shooting up from the couch, "did you just call me a god damn slut?"
Sai glanced around at the now quiet living room where Naruto's friends were openly staring-more like glaring at him- and he reached forward and gripped Naruto's wrist and forced him back down on the couch.
"No. I like the way you dance. I love it. I don't want them to see it though." Sai whispered, pressing his mouth to Naruto's ear.
Naruto scowled and brushed him off.
"I don't give a shit. Don't give me that. You just fucking called me a slut after being an asshole to me this entire time." Naruto said loudly.
Sai distanced himself from the situation for a second and briefly looked at the loud blonde with distaste; why was he with him? Sai's eyes trailed down the blonde's neck and to his slender, toned torso and long legs. He had the body of a runner and the stamina of one for sure.
'Oh' Sai thought and grinned inwardly, 'That's why.'
He could do without the blonde's personality and talkative nature but the blonde's body? He didn't think he could survive without it. Sai inwardly swore as he realized that his thoughts had leaked onto his face in a lecherous grin which Naruto was staring at with the upmost contempt.
"Asshole…." Naruto muttered before turning away and walking towards his group of friends.
"No…" Sai started but stopped and leaned back onto the couch, gripping the bridge of his nose. This meant that his chances of getting laid were extremely low for a while.
Naruto groaned inwardly as his friends immediately stopped talking as soon as he got close. He reached down to the couch they were sitting on and grabbed a pillow from the corner of it and sat in its place.
"No no, please, make it more obvious that you were talking about me." Naruto grumbled holding the pillow to his chest and resting his chin on it.
He watched as his friends exchanged worried glances and felt even worse, he had made them worry. Kiba looked back at Shikamaru who urged him forward and Kiba placed a hand on Naruto's shin.
"No, we weren't talking about you. We were talking about the asshole!" Kiba reassured his abnormally gloomy friend before throwing a disgusted look at the raven.
Naruto followed his gaze and then groaned, covering his face with his hands.
"Could we please just not…." Naruto pleaded, looking at the unsympathetic Kiba.
Kiba looked at him in disbelief and shook his head furiously.
"No! Naruto this is bullshit! You're too good for that asshole!" Kiba yelled just in time for the music to be cut off.
Kiba and Naruto froze, looking at each other before slowly looking behind them to where Neji stood, finger on the power button as he looked at his friends astonished. Neji's lilac colored eyes were staring at them as he slowly looked at Naruto, then to Kiba and then down at himself. Slowly he reached up a hand and pointed towards his broad chest.
"….me?" He asked uncertainly.
Naruto barked out a short laugh before falling into a fit of laughter, breaking the tense silence. Soon everyone but Sai was giggling and Naruto waved his hands in front of him apologetically.
"Neji, what were you gonna say?" Naruto asked between giggles.
Neji mock-glared at him, his own shoulders shaking in laughter and he took a deep breathe and calmed down.
"Well, before I was interrupted I was coming in here to show you guys something." Neji said.
Everyone exchanged excited looks and then looked back to him.
"Last week, to ensure that a business deal went through, one of father's new business partners bought him a humanoid. He had no use for it so he gave it to me and told me to do what I wanted with it, so I was thinking that we could try this one out and see if any of us fit its fancy." Neji called back to them as he went to the kitchen and slowly pushed a huge, metallic black box into the doorway of the massive living room.
He stood up and patted it and looked at everyone expectantly.
"What's this one do?" Shikamaru called out to him.
Humanoids had once been used in wars because of their strength and skills but now they were created for everyday purposes. Some were for made for artistic careers, some for business, and some for the police force. Then there were those that were made for people that couldn't have kids and things like that. Naruto couldn't get the concept, as far as he could tell they were exactly like humans. Some of the people in his friend group were humanoids and a lot of people in his classes were as well.
Neji didn't answer but instead reached around the box to the front and gripped the handle and pulled it forward. The handle popped up with a huge release of air and it swung open, revealing the humanoid inside. There were several gasps from the females in the room. In the box was a man, who had to be at least six feet tall maybe taller. He had black hair and porcelain skin and as Naruto's eyes swept over him he couldn't help but feel his face grow warm.
Naruto bristled as he felt eyes on him and he turned his head and found an angry Sai staring at him, undoubtedly having seen Naruto check out the man. Naruto glared right back at him, deciding that he was still mad at him for the way he had acted tonight and pointedly looked away.
Neji looked at each of his friend's faces and smirked and swept his hand in front of the humanoid.
"This handsome fellow is of the Uchiha brand; the finest in the world and guaranteed to be the best at whatever they were specially designed for." Naruto frowned slightly at the way that Neji had emphasized the 'best' and looked towards Kiba and the two shared a suspicious look, "and this particular one is designed for romantic purposes."
Naruto felt his jaw drop as the girls squealed and all the guys shared a look. Finally after a while of listening to the girl's chatter Shikamaru sighed.
"Well, how do we turn him on?"
Neji grinned and held up a finger.
"That's the best part!"
He reached up to the top of the box and grabbed a piece of paper off of it and flung it at his friends. Sakura was the one to catch it and she read it and then looked up at everyone, cheeks pinker than her hair.
"We get to kiss him!" She shrieked before her friends and she started to squeal and bounce on the couch.
"And as the host, Neji should do it first!" Naruto screamed over the girls and everyone grinned towards Neji who coolly raised his eyebrows at them and without a moment's hesitation sauntered around the box, up to the humanoid inside and gave him a kiss.
Everyone cheered and waited anxiously as he stepped back, when nothing happened they all groaned and Kiba got up and patted Neji on the back.
"You'll get 'em next time man. Now," Kiba whipped around and gave his friends a devious smile to which they all laughed and hooted, "Let's see if pretty boy can resist me!"
Kiba stepped forward, slightly into the box and gripped the raven's neck with his hand and pressed their lips together. He stepped back and put his hands on his hips and waited.
"He just needs to get over the shock of me being so hot." Kiba turned around and explained to his friends and they all laughed. When nothing happened for many more minutes Kiba turned around and flapped a hand towards him.
"Eh, he wasn't so hot anyways. But you'll still love me right Naruto?" Kiba exclaimed, bounding towards the couch and dive-bombing onto it. The girl's shrieked and dove away and Naruto yelped as Kiba grabbed him and hugged him roughly, sobbing dramatically.
"Get off me!" Naruto yelled, laughing as he elbowed Kiba in the stomach.
Naruto glanced over to where his boyfriend sat and immediately stopped laughing. Sai was glaring at him coldly, his fingers tapping against the arm of the couch. He and Sai stared at each other for a few seconds before Naruto looked away, angry and sad. Why did he always have to ruin the fun? Naruto sighed as he watched the girls go up and finally Shikamaru (after much pressure), he kept smiling but he could tell that he wasn't going to get back up to the level of happiness that he had been at before. Naruto just didn't understand….why did Sai always make him feel unhappy?
Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts as he realized that everyone was staring at him, horrified. Naruto gazed back at them, alarmed and immediately looked down at himself, checking for something awful. His head snapped back up to meet their still shocked faces and his hands went to his face and he ran his fingers over his skin, searching for something, anything.
"What?" Naruto snapped, panicked.
No one answered him and he looked to where their eyes kept flickering and gasped. Sai was just pulling away from the raven, looking perfectly normal and content with himself. Naruto felt a sharp pain in his chest as he watched the man that he loved who he had worked for and put up with all his bullshit for, kiss another. It hurt, terribly; even if it was a humanoid in its pre-life state. The third emotion he felt was rage. Everyone saw this and Naruto numbly was aware that everyone was grabbing at him and talking to him. Blood pounded in his ears and everything was muffled as he felt himself fly off the couch and stalk over to his boyfriend and send him a solid slap to the face.
The room grew silent, all the muffled voices were now gone but the rushing of his blood wasn't. He felt the urge to slap him again but he was able to somehow restrain himself, knowing that it would be a bit much. Sai's black bangs had been covering his eyes as he had reached up and touched his reddening cheek and as he looked towards Naruto they were filled with rage and surprise.
"What was that?" He asked dangerously low.
Naruto felt the fury racing through his body and he took a step forward, determined to not be intimidated by Sai this time.
"Don't act like you don't know. I've put up with a lot of your bullshit, most of it considered emotional abuse but cheating? My patience is gone." Naruto spat out, his voice trembling as did his hands.
Sai scoffed and gave Naruto a weird look.
"Emotional abuse? Which idiot told you that, Kiba or Sakura?" Sai spat out hatefully and now Naruto could hear a commotion behind him and he was sure that the mentioned friends were now being held back.
"And how is it cheating? It's just a humanoid." Sai scoffed and Naruto felt something inside him break.
Before he knew what he was doing he had punched Sai, putting all of his weight into it and stepped back and stormed towards the humanoid. Sai's head whipped to where he was and he knew exactly what Naruto was up to.
"Naruto don't you even think about it." Sai warned.
Naruto ignored him and turned around, setting his sights on the unconscious raven before him. Inwardly he was screaming at himself, 'what am I doing?' He took a step towards the man.
"Naruto if you kiss him…" Sai trailed off dangerously.
Naruto looked at him innocently, pouting his lips.
"But Sai! It's not cheating, it's just a humanoid."
He smirked inwardly as he saw Sai's face become shocked and then furious at having his own shit excuse used against him. Then, before he could talk himself out of it and before his cheating boyfriend could stop him, he stepped forward and wrapped his hand around the raven's neck and drew himself up.
Naruto stopped their lips a centimeter away from each other and he was surprised to find that his heart was beating rather quickly, 'I'm going to do it! I'm going to kiss a guy other than Sai and not a bad looking one at that!' andthen before he could think about it any longer he crashed their lips together.
The raven's lips were soft against his and Naruto suddenly wished that the man before him was awake so that he could kiss back. Naruto reached up his other hand and brought it to the humanoid's cheek, caressing his soft skin and pressed their bodies tightly together before he was pulled roughly away.
He landed with a yelp on the soft carpet and before he could get his bearings his cheek exploded into pain. He gave a startled cry, his hand flying to his cheek and he looked up at his attacker. Sai was standing over him, heaving, his black eyes sparking furiously and Naruto looked up at him, stunned.
"Did you just….kick me in the face?" Naruto asked his voice hoarse.
Sai nodded silently, still panting and he looked down at Naruto coldly.
"And you're gonna fucking get it again, you cheating whore."
Instantly his friends were on Sai. Kiba had grabbed him by the short hair and pulled him down to the floor, his face red with rage. Even Shikamaru, who was usually emotionless and distant, reached down and hit him, his intelligent eyes narrowed in anger. The girls ran over to Naruto and helped him up, Sakura brushed his hair out of his face and Naruto could see that she was livid. Her hands were shaking as she examined his cheek.
"Sakura-…" Naruto began.
"Fuck him. Fuck him. I'm going to take care of you and then I'm going to fucking kill him." Sakura whispered heatedly, her fingers digging into his cheeks.
"It'll need to be washed and be dressed." She said, finally releasing his cheek.
She stood up and Naruto looked down at the floor and willed himself to feel something; shock, sadness, anger, anything. But he just felt tired and all he wanted to do was go home and crawl into bed and never come out. He looked at Sakura as she thrust her hand in his face and he reached up to take it before letting his hand flop back down, he silently shook his head.
He reached his hands up and buried them in his hair, covering his ears as a pounding head ache started to form along with a sickness in his chest.
"Naruto….!"
Naruto looked up startled and saw that the room had gone quiet, all the commotion stopped as; once again, everyone stared at him. Naruto looked back at them confused before his eyes involuntarily flickered back to the box and he gasped, feeling his heart skip a beat as he was met with beautiful, onyx eyes staring back at him.