Draco was looking very ravishing in his crotchless leather pants.
"Who said you could take those off?" Said Dumdeldoor as Draco attempted to remove his crotchless leather pants.
"Dobby did." This is some freaky deaky 3 way shit. Thought Draco as he said the later out loud.
"But Dobby has no power here. Not anymore." Said Dumbledoor.
Dumbledoor wanted to understand but he just could not find it within himself.
The Once-ler wanted to speak up, but he held his tongue. Mako sat in the corner crying opaque tears. "But who IS Batman" He thought soulfully.
Only Inuyasha had gotten close enough to know his true identity, if you know what I mean.
Tom Hiddleston wanted to understand, but
Tom
can't know
won't know. never know. never stop believeing. I watch glee. wheelchair guy is hot.
eridan had no idea what was going on, but he was ready to have an orgy.
"Can't you see I'm having a moment?" said the 11th doctor who was also a 4865934 time Olympic gold medalist.
"I'm all ready to go." said rainbow dash sexfully
"No girls allowed," said Jeffery the Giraffe the mascot of toys r us
"And why not?" Said Benedict Cumback.
"Are we doing this or not?" said oliver, the vocaloid
Stan lee made a cameo in the background, but he didn't actually participate.
"I'm Mike Clifton." said someone who was not Mike Clifton but was really Eddard Stark, from game of Thrones, younger brother to Tony Stark.
Aladdin stroked Peter Pan's face. "Soon," he whispered.
Then they got kicked out of the library for making too much noise.
Just when they thought all hope was lost, Edward Cullen from my favoretest book ever, Twilight came up!
"Don't worry," said Edward, "there's enough of me to go around."
Edward unzipped his back to reveal a giant penis monster of flesh and gore.
Everyone was satisfied.
The End.
Barrack Obama made gay marriage legal.
The End.
They all lived happily ever after in the yawie mansion.
Le End. For Real.