"Hey FUCKASS did you eat my pudding?" Screamed Karkat in a screechy voice.

"Derpderp no," Said John.

"I SEE PUDDING ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND YOU'RE HOLDING A PUDDING CUP YOU RETARD," Said Karkat pointing at the empty pudding cup in John's hand.

"How did that get there? lol derp," Said John as he licked the smeared pudding that was all over his face and hands with his long tongue.

"DON'T PLAY DUMB! I WROTE A NOTE ON IT THAT SAID 'PLEASE DON'T EAT THIS, JOHN' AND YOU DID IT ANYWAYS!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about. lol" Said John as he kicked the empty pudding cup into the trash can.

"What's All This Commotion Going On?" asked Office!Kanaya as she stood up from her office cubicle to see the office commotion that was transpiring between Office!John and Office! Karkat.

"It's just a pudding cup," said Vriska.

"JUST A PUDDING CUP? JUST A PUDDING CUP? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE PUDDING CUP FROM A VERY EXPENSIVE JAPANESE BAKERY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND THAT I HAD TO DRIVE ALL NIGHT TO GET TO AND WAIT FOR FOUR HOURS IN LINE FOR. AND JOHN ATE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!"

"If you saw him eat it, then why didn't you do anything to stop it?" Asked Gamzee inquisitively and calm in his usual way because this is OFFICE!Gamzee who wears a tie (that he looks very sexful in ;-]).

"BECAUSE I! BECAUSE I…" Yelled Karkat angrily as he looked down at the floor and began to blush. Just then, he accidently locked stares with John who was looking very bishounen with his pudding covered face and hands.

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU," Said Eridan.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN EMPLOYED HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Screamed Karkat screamfully.

"You're right- BECAUSE THIS IS AN ARMED ROBBERY!"

"bUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!" yelled Tavros whose yell caps lock button was stuck. "uH I DID NOT MEAN TO YELL THAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," he said like an uke boy. He also looked very bishounen in that particular moment, BUT THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME, thought Karkat introspectively.

"I ALREADY HAVE ARMS YOU DUMBASS!" Sighed Eridan.

Suddenly everyone noticed that Eridan had legs growing where his arms were supposed to be, and arms growing where his legs were supposed to be!

Le End