The world is full of ignorant people. People who attempt to be funny, but are just plain dumb. People who try to do their best at times only end up doing the contrary, and they blame everyone but themselves. Egotistical loudmouths.

For my plan to succeed, I must put 10 people who can't beat me but who want to into a team. They'll think bonding with other idiots will help them, but no. It will only further strain them.

The Champions of Hyrule. Claimed to be the best, but both girls are leaders, so they must stay back. There's this egotistical bird, this fat boulder, and this knight who receives more praise than he deserves.

The Teen Titans, also known as crack addicts. Enough said. Only one of their group thinks rationally at a time, and only once at a time.

These two teams, together, STILL cannot defeat me, simply because they are inferior in every way.

Time to take over the world.

"Missiles aimed."

"Landing sites triangulated."

"Missiles prepped and ready to launch."

"Operation X-Ray is a go. I repeat, Operation X-Ray is a go."


A/N: Hey guys! Most likely if you know me, this is because of the Secret Strifes series, but I'll be doing this differently:

1. My goal for each story for the SS series is 20 chapters, while for the TTT series, it is 50.

2. The chapters will be longer. Much longer than this prologue.

3. Instead of one first-person POV, there will be 11 points of view, focusing on each of the team members, and occasionally throwing on third-person POV. This chapter is the only chapter where the antagonist speaks.

I've been waiting to do this for so long, so I'm hyped to see where this goes!