Here's a new story I just thought of. Read it up.
Maybe the three of them had way too much to drink that night. But whatever it was, they were more crazier than the normal crazy when they went out on the town together.
Emily, didn't normally hit on the really cute bartender who looked just like Hotch. And the more tipsier she became the more lucky he thought he was gonna get later. Well not, if JJ and Penelope had anything to do with that.
JJ didn't always go up to guys and ask them to dance with her. But this night she was. She wasn't concerned about Will and the chick he had been cheating on her with. She was going to find her a new guy to show off to his face.
And Penelope didn't normally try to scare off all the girls that came Derek's way and make them find some other handsome guy to dance with, but that night she was.
It was about the time when the clock struck midnight, when Pen suggested the most craziest thing of all.
Karaoke started at midnight, and they were first in line to sing. The men of the BAU couldn't help but be amused by the three of them standing side by side on a stage in front of a crowd of about 50 people.
They didn't think it was hysterical however, until the girls said who they were singing the song for.
"Hey Hot Stuff!" Penelope yelled into the microphone while pointing right at Derek. "This is for you."
"And Spence." JJ said. "After all these years of liking you, this song's for you."
Emily just smiled and winked at Hotch. "Heres to my hot boss."
As soon as the music started, Derek turned to Reid, Rossi and Hotch.
"Exactly how many shots did they drink?" Derek asked, laughing.
"Emily had the most, because she was flirting with the bartender. She said he was a 'Hotch Look-a-like."
"Did they forget about me all together?" Rossi said, and they laughed.
As the song went on, they recognized what they were singing.
" 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' by Cindy Lauper?" Reid asked. "Since when do they ever listen to this kind of music?"
"I don't know, but this is hilarious." Derek said, getting his cell phone out to film the girls.
"I never knew Emily liked me in any sort." Hotch said.
"Who does this leave me with? Strauss?" Rossi asked, and they cracked up.
"I wonder what they're going to think of this when they're sober." Hotch said.
"When people are drunk they tend to do things they want to do when they're sober, they just don't have the nerve to." Reid said, going on to say more about statistics until Derek elbowed him and he shut up.
"So I guess this means Penelope likes Derek, JJ likes Reid, and Emily likes Hotch." Rossi summed up.
"That's it." Derek said. "Screw Kevin Lynch and screw Strauss. I'm not going to keep putting this off anymore. As of tomorrow Penelope will be mine."
"Same here with me." Hotch said. "With Emily, of course."
Derek gave a whistle. "Never thought I'd hear you say something like that Hotch."
"I guess I'm in too." Reid said. "This love game, or whatever term would describe it best."
The three men turned back to the stage, just in time to see the girls finish up their song. All knowing what they were planning on doing before it was too late.
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