OK, so like this is it, and like NO FLAMES PLEASE BECIASWE ITS RELLY RLLY GOOD

i am in kgns crsos station

my name is kcaiyteleynne (A/N for all of you stoopd peepsn that si

prouncned KATE LIN)

and i fall through a wall

i shuld mention i ma a girl with sun-touched goldne hair and sparking

violet eves

ooh, shiney train

I want to TOUCH it

oh no

i accidentaly fell on it

oooh, boy with shiney scar. I shall call him shineyscarboy

oops, I accidnetaly bumped into him

now he is in love with me

now i am at hogwarts and i cna't get home

oooh, shiney broom

OOH, look, i foung a gold golf ball with wings

what do you mean i won the cup for gryffindor

waht the hell is gryffindor (A/N sry gryffindor fans but I

just need thes for the plot)

you mean it is where that boy with the shiney scar is

of course i won it for gryffindor!!!!!!!!!!111!

now hold me tight while i am homesick shineyscarboy

now i am a witch

how, i don't know

that evil boy with the werewolf hat claled me a mudblood

hold me tight as a cry shineycarboy

i cries a sad crie (A/N isn't that just SO sweet, she is crying)

we are now head girl and boy

and fall in love even though we are already in love

and have a child who defeats voldmorte and has shineyscarboy's looks and MY eyes

I WONT UPDATE IF YOU DON"T RVIWE SO NO F:LAMES OR I WILL NEVER EVER EVER UPDATE

DISCLAMER 1: The boye w./ the shiney scar (HRARY POTER I Luv YOU) belongs to J K ROWLLING

DISCLAMER 2: In case you didn't get the sarcasm this is a parody. For more on this subject, look at the next chapter.