Crazy beginnings- The edited version
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Sakura was taking a peaceful stroll through the outskirts of Konoha when she heard loud cursing and saw the bushes in front of her tremble, quickly she masked her chakra and ducked behind a nearby bush just in time for a three bladed scythe to hack away the greenery it its path, Sakura peeked through the leaves cautiously, her eyes followed the scythe all the way to the hand holding it and travelled up to the face of a man with slicked back silver hair and piercing violet eyes.
The sun glinted off of his rosary and caught her attention, she looked down and saw an odd symbol of a circle with an upside down triangle in the center, but what caught her attention next almost made her give herself away. He was wearing a black cloak with red clouds on it.
'Akatsuki' she thought.
"Fucking fake ass leader thinks he's a god; fuck him I only listen to Jashin-sama!" he ranted furiously, while hacking at the shrubs near his feet
"Who the hell does he think he is ordering me to go to this stupid ass village with wannabe ninjas in it?"
'What the hell is with this bastard, he has no right to talk about us like that and Akatsuki or not he's probably a sorry excuse for a ninja himself ' Sakura seethed behind the bushes.
'CHA! THAT'S RIGHT! Now get out there and show him what Konoha ninja are made of!' said inner sakura
'Yea, I think I will'
With a kunai in hand, Sakura flashed from her hiding place to in front of the Akatsuki member. Caught by surprise he stepped back, but then quickly recovered and with a maniacal grin brought his scythe up ready for bloodshed, he needed a good sacrifice for his god. Sakura hurled the kunai at him with great speed, but Hidan deflected it right before it hit his chest.
"You're going to have to do better than that bitch" he taunted
"Trust me, I will" sakura said smirking,
Green flames ignited on the palm of her hands and traveled to the tips of her fingers, and stretched down to the ground as fire whips. Sakura picked up her hand and lashed it at him, and he quickly jumped back just missing one of the whips.
"Like my jutsu? I created it myself" she said with a devious smile
"Now that's what I'm talking about!"
Hidan raced forward scythe ready, and she readied her whips. He swung his scythe ready to take her head off, and she ducked and counterattacked with her fire whips slashing his chest and arms, he lunged back at her and made a large gash on her stomach, Sakura hissed in pain and started to heal it without using too much chakra. While she was distracted Hidan nearly cut her arm off, leaving another long gash from her shoulder to her elbow
"Shit!" without being able to use her left hand she released the chakra whips and sent chakra to her right hand and punched the ground. Hidan jumped away from the huge earthquake coming his way.
"Damn bitch!" he said looking at her with wide eyes "that would of fucking hurt!"
She looked at him like he was stupid and said "that's the point dumbass"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE BUBBLE GUM HEADED BITCH!" she looked at him her left eye twitching and said
"I KNOW YOU ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR, GRANDPA! AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I CALLED YOU ASSHOLE OR ARE YOU DEAF TOO?!"
You could practically see the steam coming out of their ears, and just when you thought they were about to kill each other, they erupted into hysterical laughter falling unto the forest floor rolling around like maniacs, but then again I suppose they are maniacs. After what seemed like forever their laughter finally slowed down to small chuckles, they sat up and looked at each other.
"I'm sakura" she said
"Hidan" he said grinning, Sakura smiled and said
"Well Hidan, I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.