Hello!This is my very first fanfiction and it is especially dedicated to my
friend since her lover-boy is Kaiba is in it!Hahaha!Eat that
woman!!!Well,this may not make sense because I just made this up.
Note:I do not own any of the characters on Yu-Gi-Oh! (although I wish I did) so yeah...I also do not own the band Outkast or any of their songs,I do not own the song Stacy's Mom,I do not own the Fountains of Wayne, but I do own this fanfic and any characters I make up!
This is going to be in a play kind of format...
Chapter 1:Kaiba and a Brain Freakout
As Kaiba drove from his work,his job at a local pastry shop where he made Blue-Eyes White Dragon shaped bear claws,he turned on the radio from boredom.
Radio:'Stacy can't you see?You're just not the girl for me.I know it may be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.(Stacy's mom has got it going on.Stacy's mom has got it going on.)'
Kaiba:Damn radio...nothing good on...
Radio:Warning!There has been an urgent report that a hippopotamous has escaped from the zoo!Please be on the lookout for a giant hippo!
Kaiba:...How ridiculous...
Just then,a hippo ran in front of his car and he crashed into a billboard advertising Yu-Gi-O's!The greatest tasting cerial with crunchy Kuribo O's!Also with Yugi's big head!
Kaiba:AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Radio:"Heeeeyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"
Kaiba:...huh?
Kaiba fainted...
In some hospital...
????:Kaiba...Kaiba,wake up!
Kaiba:Ungh...where am I?Huh?Yugi!
Yugi:Yeah,it's me.Kaiba,are you all right?You crashed into my billboard advertising my hair!
Kaiba:I did?I...I don't remember...all I remember is that you are Yugi,I am Kaiba...and...I sang a song called "Hey ya"
Yugi:What the hell?Kaiba,the Outkasts sang that song.
Kaiba:No,I did.
Yugi:Kaiba...stop messing around!
Kaiba:I told you I sang that song!
Yugi:What?!
Tea enters the room...
Tea:Hi guys!I brought you a radio Kaiba to make you feel better!Here,listen!
Kaiba:Who's the bitch with the annoying voice?
Tea:What?!
Yugi:err...He lost his memory...
Tea:..... --
Tea turned the radio on...
Radio:And now we'll play "Hey Ya!" by the Outkasts..... "One,Two,Three,Go!-"
Kaiba gets up from the hospital bed and starts dancing on the table while singing...
Kaiba:"My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fo shooo... Uh, but does she really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the do...Walk out the doo... Don't try to fight the feelin' because the thought alone is killing me right nooww... Uh, thank god for mom and dad For sticking through together 'cause we don't know hooowww... UH!Heeyyyaaaa!!!!Heeeyyyaaa!!!"
Yugi:O...kay...
Tea:Get down from there Kaiba!
Kaiba (still dancing):I-"Heeyyaaa" can't stop-"Heeyyyaaa"- dancing!"Heeyyyaa!!!"-Help me dammit!
Yugi:Call Joey or Tristan!They'll know what to do!
Tea:Wait...why would they know?!
Yugi:Because their part time jobs are exotic dancing and cross-dressing broadway.
Tea:....o...kay...O-O...eww...
So what do you think?And how did you like it?
Note:I do not own any of the characters on Yu-Gi-Oh! (although I wish I did) so yeah...I also do not own the band Outkast or any of their songs,I do not own the song Stacy's Mom,I do not own the Fountains of Wayne, but I do own this fanfic and any characters I make up!
This is going to be in a play kind of format...
Chapter 1:Kaiba and a Brain Freakout
As Kaiba drove from his work,his job at a local pastry shop where he made Blue-Eyes White Dragon shaped bear claws,he turned on the radio from boredom.
Radio:'Stacy can't you see?You're just not the girl for me.I know it may be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.(Stacy's mom has got it going on.Stacy's mom has got it going on.)'
Kaiba:Damn radio...nothing good on...
Radio:Warning!There has been an urgent report that a hippopotamous has escaped from the zoo!Please be on the lookout for a giant hippo!
Kaiba:...How ridiculous...
Just then,a hippo ran in front of his car and he crashed into a billboard advertising Yu-Gi-O's!The greatest tasting cerial with crunchy Kuribo O's!Also with Yugi's big head!
Kaiba:AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Radio:"Heeeeyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"
Kaiba:...huh?
Kaiba fainted...
In some hospital...
????:Kaiba...Kaiba,wake up!
Kaiba:Ungh...where am I?Huh?Yugi!
Yugi:Yeah,it's me.Kaiba,are you all right?You crashed into my billboard advertising my hair!
Kaiba:I did?I...I don't remember...all I remember is that you are Yugi,I am Kaiba...and...I sang a song called "Hey ya"
Yugi:What the hell?Kaiba,the Outkasts sang that song.
Kaiba:No,I did.
Yugi:Kaiba...stop messing around!
Kaiba:I told you I sang that song!
Yugi:What?!
Tea enters the room...
Tea:Hi guys!I brought you a radio Kaiba to make you feel better!Here,listen!
Kaiba:Who's the bitch with the annoying voice?
Tea:What?!
Yugi:err...He lost his memory...
Tea:..... --
Tea turned the radio on...
Radio:And now we'll play "Hey Ya!" by the Outkasts..... "One,Two,Three,Go!-"
Kaiba gets up from the hospital bed and starts dancing on the table while singing...
Kaiba:"My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fo shooo... Uh, but does she really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the do...Walk out the doo... Don't try to fight the feelin' because the thought alone is killing me right nooww... Uh, thank god for mom and dad For sticking through together 'cause we don't know hooowww... UH!Heeyyyaaaa!!!!Heeeyyyaaa!!!"
Yugi:O...kay...
Tea:Get down from there Kaiba!
Kaiba (still dancing):I-"Heeyyaaa" can't stop-"Heeyyyaaa"- dancing!"Heeyyyaa!!!"-Help me dammit!
Yugi:Call Joey or Tristan!They'll know what to do!
Tea:Wait...why would they know?!
Yugi:Because their part time jobs are exotic dancing and cross-dressing broadway.
Tea:....o...kay...O-O...eww...
So what do you think?And how did you like it?