I just love Vendetta! SHe's so sweet!
I HATE THAT STUPID GIRL CHARLOTTE! I WISH SHE WAS CREAMED BY A TANK!
I love Vendetta! She's so funny.
IF CHARLOTTE HAS ANYTHING 'FUNNY' ABOUT HER, IT'S HER UGLY BLUE FACE! BWHAHAHAHAHA!'
I once went over to Vendetta's house. We had a tea party!
I TRIED TO POISON THAT STUPID GIRL, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK!
Me and Vendetta played dress up!
I TRIED TO STRNAGLE THAT IDIOT GIRL WITH A STUPID PURPLE BOA!
One time, I did Vendetta's hair, and she did mine!
I TRIED TO RECOVER FROM WHAT THAT-THAT THING DID TO ME, AND WHAT HAPPENS? I WAKE UP WITH MY HAIR LOOKING HIDEOUS! I GOT BACK AT HER, AND SHE JUST LAUGHED!
Vendetta told me I was pretty!
I TOLD THAT STUPID GIRL THAT SHE LICKS DOORKNOBS AND IS THE MOST HIDEOUSLY UGLY THING ON THE PLANET!
Sigh....I love Vendetta. Let me give you a hug!
NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAMSTER, DESTROY HER! I HATE YOU! I HATED YOU NOW, I HATED YOU THEN, AND I WILL HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING UNTIL I SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG AND LIE COLD IN MY GRAVE!
OR YOUR GRAVE! HEHEHEHEHE...
I love you, Vendetta. (Comes and tries to hug Vendetta.)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (Decides to make an army of zombies to...settle Charlotte.)
Fails miserably.....and the whole thing starts again.