It was a normal day in Whiterun.
You saw Michael P screaming loud as a rock music. You heard Mr Krabs shouted "Have a bowl Mr Squidward!" as he slides a bowl of Mac and Cheese to Squidward. And then you saw a beautiful guard standing. You looked at him and he looks back at you. And then, you heard a hot voice from him.
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
You looked happily at him and he saw your cute eyes. And then you said "I love you. Kiss me." The guard asked "Why?".
"B E C A U S E W E R E T I G H T E R T H A N B A R K O N A T R E E."
"Oh ok."
He was about to slowly put his lips onto your's but you kissed him very fast than Sanic.
Then you and your lovely husband went to your Ugli house. You said "Get on me so you can kiss me." He answered "Oh ok."
Michael P screamed like in Fat Amy x Builderman fan fiction for the whole time skip to the end.
THE END