Ron woke up one morning to find Harry sitting at the end of his bed staring at a patch of dirt.

He leaned over peering at it and before he could say a word Harry said, "Shhh, I'm watching the maple syrup grow."

Ron stared at him as if he was crazy and then the overpowering urge to sing come over him, and he burst into song:

"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tiiiiiiights, we rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right! We may look like pansies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights! We're men, we're men in tights. Tight tights."

"Ronald Weasley will you shut up! Your singing is grossly overrated."

Ron did as he was told wondering who had told him to shut up, when someone peered round the door.

It was Angelina Ballerina.

But what was she doing here?

Suddenly there was a bang and in walked the king of all evil: Voldermort.

And he was wearing (ah, it's so horrible,) a pink tutu!

" Don't go given me evils! I take, like, personal offence to that song. So Ron I, like, sentence you to be a Weasel. For like, totally like, the rest of your, like, life." Then the king of all evil giggled. "Ohh I'm having so much fun!"

Then Harry stood up and said "Will you all kindly be quiet? I'm trying to watch the maple syrup grow!"

Then there was a scream form downstairs and Ron rushed down to see what was wrong.

Hermione was screaming bloody murder.

"I like screaming do you want to scream with me?" she said.

Then Snape walked in and said "I'm pregnant!"

And he giggled and soon everyone was giggling except for Spongebob, who thought everyone was crazy.

Then Robin Hood and his Merry Men In tights appeared. And Harry walked down the stairs and exclaimed, "Sevvy Wevvy Dear, my candy-cane fell off!"

And Ron fainted.

Then the Merry Men came to Hermione and said as one "What is wrong damsel perhaps we can fix it for you."

"I like screaming. Do you wan to scream with me?" she said screamishly.

Then everyone thought that screaming sounded like fun so they all started.

Then while everyone was screaming, The Cookie Monster (aka. Moldy Voldy), yelled a spell that transported them to an island where they could scream and grow maple syrup for the rest of their lives and wouldn't bother anyone.

Especially him, while he was trying to take over the world.

THE END

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