Author's Note, this is my first real story so be nice and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism would be nice.

Disclaimer: Even though I put this I don't own: the puffs, the ruffs, the alphabet, the word~ attack, the '70's and McDonalds.

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The city of Townsville is under….. wait, never mind, the PowerPuff Girls have saved the day…AGAIN!

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" Aaaahhhh, not again another action of mine stopped by the PowerPuff Girls, that is to say a plan, that I created has failed against the PowerPuff Girls. Or that my deeds are losing and-" rambled MoJo Jojo.

"Oh shut-up dumb monkey" Butch interrupted. "Did you bring us stuff today, or did you lose to the Powder-Fluff girls again?" Finished Boomer .

"I Did not lose" MoJo said defensively, "I just did not win. That is to say my conduct were not victorious compared to t-"

"SO," Brick stated interrupting MoJo Jojo once more, " ..Stuff?"

"Well…" MoJo started sheepishly.

"WHAT!" Jojo screeched.

"You heard us, get out, leave, get out o' town, hit the road jack and don't come back" Brick said, mimicking JoJo's voice.

"Hit the road Jack and don't come back, don't come back no more, don't come back no more." Boomer sang1 which got a thump on the head from Butch while Butch whispered loudly: "Dude, you like totally ruined the moment we had going there!"

"You can't kick me out, I have rights" MoJo said

"Not anymore" The boys replied, ganging up on MoJo Jojo.

"You can't do this to me, I'm your creator" MoJo pleaded.

"So" was the boys answer.

"You won't do this." MoJo said with a bit of authority in his voice thinking the boys will cower hearing his macho monkey voice come out. Which didn't work.

"Yes, we will," they boys said, each word filled with utter defiance.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes, and if you don't comply," realizing this argument made them sound like 3 year-olds instead of the dignified 5 year-olds they are, " we'll make this a bit more serious." Brick said, attempting to crack the space where is knuckles should go.

"You can't touch me" MoJo snapped back

"Ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner CAN'T TOUCH THIS1" Boomer sang while doing the Hammer-Time which caused Butch to jump and tackle him.

Brick pinched the place where the bridge of his nose should be and shouted: "Formation alpha 3 bark goes the chicken 2/11 omega READY! SET!"

"What-" both Boomer and Butch got of each other to give Brick a confused stare.

"Tie him with some rope STUPIDS!" Saying it like they should know this when in fact, he made up something on the spot.

"Oh" they replied and instantly, MoJo was tied like a sleeping bag.

"Now, since Boomer," casting a glare in boomer's direction "ruined the moment so many times, Me and Butch will dispose of the trash." Butch finished.

Boomer threw MoJo Jojo in the air while Butch kicked him and Brick formed a powerful energy ball2. MoJo's last words heard before he flew across the Arctic Ocean toward Antarctica was: "I"LL CATCH YOU ALIVE NO GOOD CREATURES! THAT IS TO SAY I"LL BURY YOU ALIVE AND KILL YOU ROTTEN EGGS!

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In other news, a meteorite was seen flying over The city of Townsville heading toward Antarctica. Some say blue-streak profanities could be heard that we can not mention on this program.

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"So, what do we do now, we usually just beat up MoJo and terrorize civilians." Said Butch.

"where did you learn such a big word Butch?" said Boomer truly interested.

"Ummm…. I rather not talk about it." Butch replied sheepishly.

"Come on we won't laugh. Promise." Brick said.

Butch shuffled toward the television(they had no idea what remotes did and thought it would drain their powers) and pressed the television buttons to the channel…. None other than DANCING WITH THE STARS…OOPPS wrong channel…..

SEASAME STREET3!

Both Brick and Boomer started guffawing on the couch they were sitting on until the fell off.

"HEY!" Butch shouted, "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN"T LAUGH!"

"CROSSIES" both Boomer and Brick managed to spit out while laughing

"You don't even have fingers!" butch said. And with that he tackled Boomer and Butch. After the laughter died down, a flurry4 of kicks and punches followed. Until the T.V. Fell over.

GRAVE SILENCE

"YOU!" each boy pointed at another, getting ready to pounce. Boomer decided to break things up before they started by putting the T.V back on the stand. He noticed the channel buttons were missing.

"Guys," he said softly, "Brick, Butch," he tried again trying to get them to hear over their pummel, "BOYS!" Boomer said, using his sonic scream2.

"Aaaahhhh" both Butch and Brick screamed simultaneously, "you may have super screams, but we have super hearing, do you want us to go DEAF!"

"Sorry," Boomer apologized, "I just wanna let you know the clicker-icker-thingy is gone so we can only watch this.

"ARE YOU FLIPPIN SERIOUS!" Brick yelled

"Well, this and Barney." Boomer commented

"ALRIGHT!" Butch cheered, "MY 2 FAVORITE SHOWS BESIDE FOOTBALL AND AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL AND AVATAR:THE LAST AIRBENDER!WOOOOO!"

Boomer and Brick stared at their brother, dumbstruck, when he realized he just said that he stuttered:"I mean, these are the only shows we can watch, we might as well watch them." Then Butch sat down like nothing happened.

Brick and Boomer had no objections so they sat down and watched intently.

As Big Bird said the letter of the day, A, Boomer shouted: "I GOT IT!"

"what?" Butch asked.

"We need something to right? Well, we do something that has to do with the letter A." Boomer answered.

"That just might work." Said brick, "Now, we need something that starts with A."

"How about Applesauce?" Boomer suggested.

"Okay."

The others agreed and went to the refrigerator for applesauce. There was none. However, there were plain apples.

"There's no applesauce so, We'll just take apples and smash them." Said Brick.

This sounded easy but it was not. Various things were blasted across the kitchen, you could hear Boomer saying: "Oww applesauce in my eye. IT BURNS!" Brick crying: " WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU STUPID APPLESEEDS!" and Butch throwing apple what-not, while cheering : " APPLESLIDE!" Then sliding throw apple guts.

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After that little party was over they needed some more stuff to do.

"Oh,OH, I know what we can do!" shouted Butch. "AHHHHHH!"

"Aaaahhhh?" the others asked.

"You know, when people see us, they scream Aaaahhhh!"

"Oh" said Boomer

"Yeah,Yeah!", said Brick "we can attack them. Attack starts with A"

"HOORAY!" cheered Butch, "this is the senseless violence I've been waiting for!"

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The boys flew around Townsville, scouting for a victim.

"There's one!" said Brick, pointing to a couple on a bench. As the boys landed, they saw that they were kissing.

"Prepare, to DIE!" said Butch, as he pulled out a gun, "We're going to attack you two but first sat Aaaahhhh. You see what I did there Brick I used Aaaahhhh and-"

"I don't care just shoot" shouted Brick angrily.

"WAIT!" shouts the man who was sitting on the bench, " why do you smell like apples, and why are you 3 going to kill us, we didn't do anything wrong?"

"Because…. Because you were kissing." Sputtered Boomer.

"What's wrong with that?" said the man, earnestly curious.

"Don't you know how nasty kissing is?" explained Brick "I'm mean you use your mouth to eat then, you're putting your mouth in someone else's. You may brush your teeth, but do you wash your lips?"

"Wow, I never thought about it that way." Said the women, backing away slowly.

"WAIT, Don't MOVE" said Butch, "I still need to shoot"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the couple.

"We need to know why you smell like apples, and some '70's chase music?" says the man

"I've got the music part handled," says boomer as he starts to sing accapella, "and we smell like apples because we bathed in them."

"We did not bathe in apples ,Boomer, we simply played with the apple guts," Says Butch becoming irritated , " now, let me shoot already."

Butch shoots.

Couple falls over

Weird liquid emanates from people

People get up

"AHHHH, I see dead people walking" says Boomer and he runs away screaming.

"Ummm….you know that was filled with chocolate sauce" says the women

"Aww man!" shouts Butch and flies away embarrassedly.

"This is awkward" says Brick and follows Butch.

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As an update to the meteorite story, it turned out to be a monkey, probably looking for free air-far

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Finally DONE this took 2 hours and 46 minutes

1Don't know if these are the right lyrics

2 Don't know if these are real powers of theirs

3 Should this be a cross over?

4 isn't flurry a drink an McDonalds

My first story so be nice.

I will shoot you with Butches Chocolate gun if you don't review, if you do you, get air freshener! Hooray