I do not own this. Actually, I technically own the scenes, but that's it. No show, no places, no characters- you get the picture.
So basically, I'm going to go through pretty much the entire show and write missing scenes/aftershots (another fanfic term I'm making up), but mostly aftershots.
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"Hello, Katie!"
Kate rolled her eyes. "Call me that again and I might decide to not take Gibbs up on his offer after all."
Then Tony, curious: "Another joint investigation?"
She shook her head. "He offered me a job at NCIS."
Tony's eyes widened. "Wow. But I'm kind of not surprised, you know; Bossman really likes you. I do have to warn you though- don't screw up the mission because you really hate someone. Viv –the girl –sorry, woman-" Kate rolled her eyes again. "we used to work with- hated one of our targets because he masterminded this attack that killed her brother… Anyway, she got fired, so it's probably a good idea to avoid letting your feelings get in the way. And don't start sleeping with your partner again."
"Yeah; Gibbs warned me about that, but don't worry; you're not my type."
With his usual impeccable timing, Gibbs walked between the two of them and sat at his desk. "That's good to know, Agent Todd. Rule #12- never date a co-worker."
Kate's eyes were getting sore, but she rolled them again, sighing. "Another one?"
"And rule #9- never go anywhere without a knife."
"Got it- here."
She pulled a pocketknife out of her pocket. "Where are we going that I should be taking this knife?"
"Ship two days out from port- some moron brought his pet marmoset along."
"Moron have a name?" Tony grabbed his backpack as he followed his boss to the elevator.
"Yeah- Petty Officer Jerry Smith. From what I've heard, he's got an I.Q. of about 3."
"Well, at least he won't be involved in anything like espionage or assassination or secret identities or stuff like that." Kate was already busy profiling him for their impending case.
Gibbs smiled at his newest agent.
"Yeah; that would be too weird, even for us."
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Free Caf-Pow! to anyone who can guess where I got the title for this fic! Or if you guess which three episodes (besides the title one) to which I am referring. I like to have references, and will include at least one in every chapter.