FULLMETAL HOUSE
By: Ai Mori and Ayase Rampo
Ayase: Ano sa! Ayase…
Ai: and Ai are here with a new story.
Ayase: I came up with this idea in school one day wile taking a test.
Ai: Ayase told me her idea and this is the result!
Both: Enjoy!
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(M/N Mori note)
(R/N Rampo note)
Disclaimer: We no own you no sue
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Chapter 1
One day some guy named Jim (M/N he's our OC!) was walking down the street in Central, Amestris. All of the sudden Maes Hughes fell out of the sky.
"Ow my butt! Oh my God I'm alive!" Hughes said "Wait…I'm alive?"
"I don't know! Who the heck are you?" Yelled Jim.
"Umm no one you know."
Hughes then ran off to the military headquarters and Jim got hit by a car and died a horrible, gruesome, bloody death. (R/N I know it's sad but we don't need him anymore so he had to die.)
"Hey Roy! Gess who's back?" Hughes said running into Roy's office.
"Ahhhhh The ghost of Maes Hughes! I didn't mean to hit on your wife man! I was drunk!"
"Oh no I'm not a ghost. Hey wait a minute! What about my wife?"
"Oh no you're a zombie!"
Hughes then hit Roy up side the head "No! I just fell out of the sky and hurt my butt!"
"Oh…that stuff about your wife wasn't true. It was a joke heh heh." Roy then had an idea "I know lets have a picnic to celebrate!"
Hughes and Roy then invited Ed, Al, Gracia, Elicia, Havoc, Riza, Breda, Fury, Falman and Winry. (R/N more people will come into the story later)
It was a potluck picnic (M/N sorry if this story kinda sucky but we did this chapter in less then a half an hour so we could start work on chapter 2) so every body brought something. Ed and Al brought rice balls. (R/N Italian kind not the Japanese kind. Both are good but I prefer the Italian kind) Roy made potato salad with little green things in it. Havoc brought KFC because he was too lazy to cook. Riza made iced tea. The Hughes family brought a cake that said "YAY DADDY'S ALIVE"
Breda brought a quiche because he was fat and didn't want to gain more weight. Fury made pink lemonade because he's a wuss and it's a wussy drink. Falman brought a spiral ham because…he felt like it. And Winry decided they needed a pie.
"You're a lazy bum Havoc." Riza said "Why didn't you make any thing?"
"But I came didn't I?" Havoc argued
"Havoc, the park's only 3 blocks away from headquarters…"
"What are the little green things in the potato salad?" Falman asked
"Parsley" answers Roy
"NO ONE PUTS PARSLEY IN POTATO SALAD YOU IDIOT!" Ed replies
"Who brings quiche to a picnic?" Elicia asked
"People who don't want to get fat." Al replied
"Wah! I'm a fat slob!" Breda sobbed
"See what I mean." Al continued
All of the sudden a blue, sparkly, swirly, vortex thing appeared and sucked them all up through a stray "Yum anime."
"Nooooo my potato salad!" Roy yelled. He then saw Breda, Falman and Fury get pulled in a different direction. "Noooo my lackeys!"
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Ai: and there you have it our first chapter
Ayase: chapter 2 will be out very soon maybe even in a few minutes!
Ai: that's when we get into the real story this is more like a prologue.
Ayase: But Ai-chan then why did we call this chapter 1?
Ai: I don't know! And quit calling me Ai-chan!
Ayase: MAKE ME!
Both: CLICK THE BOTTON AND REVIEW!