TINKER HELL!
(A Parody of Peter Pan)
(All Rights and Characters Reserved to Disney Corporation!)
(Thoughts of Tinker Bell of Peter Pan Growing up)
Tinker Bell was starring down at Peter Pan asleep. She noticed how handsome he seemed to be getting. Staying over at slumber parties with the Earthlings houses was making him a little older every time.
Now it's been a hundred years of on and off visiting the earth realm and he only looks about ten years older. Making him eighteen years old. Her favorite number.
Well she never thought of him that way but tonight it's different.
For the first time she accidentally saw him naked getting ready for bed coming in a little late to say good night after flying back to never, never land.
She was baffled at how much gorges hot abs he's grown. She tried to look away but couldn't. So she just hid in a corner and continued to look him up and down. Licking her lips. She thought, (Mmmmmm. He looks so delightful, oh no, I can't, He Pan. How could I? Not him!) She puts her hand over her mouth and eyes but then steals a peak again. (Oh how could I resist?) She smiled a wicked smile. She couldn't help it but she flashes in her head of all the things she could do to he's body. Which wasn't much sense she was a small fairy. Though, ear nibbling, rubbing her whole body against he's mouth. Nestling in he's hair. Nicking he's skin all over he's body with her teeth. Flying around in the shower naked with him in the water.
Though she knew he would never see her as that way. In heart he was still a little boy who never wanted to grow up. Some things never change. Though he seems to have changed a little over the years, more like ten years older over a period of one hundred years, but mostly the same. Though she knew she was he's guardian. That will never change. Friends forever they promised. (Maybe I should leave now. I could miss only one day of not saying goodnight.) She peeped one last look at him and turned around but paused, (What if I could change? Be something better for him? Something that would make him see me that way? No! That's silly. I shouldn't allow my feminine hormones get in the way. Oh though I feel like I wish I were a giant like the humans. Then maybe he could see me?) She turned around one last look as she flew away with an idea.
Peter pan fell asleep with a smile on he's face for he had a secret to. He knew tinker bell was watching him and made sure he took he's precious time before going to sleep. Thinking happy thoughts as he drifted to sleep in never, never land.
Meanwhile Tinker Bell was having a hard time trying to sleep in her fairy doll house. Tossing and turning. Trying to get images of peter pan naked out of her head. So she gave up and started fantasizing about being human kissing and holding him cuddled in he's lap. Then for some reason her fantasies took on a dark side. Jokingly she thought what it would be like if she just trapped him in a cage and poked him with her fairy wand in the butt in her own little Tinker Hell for all eternity, but no, she couldn't do that, or could she? She smiled wickedly, at the thought of keeping him to herself forever. She feel asleep soundly with a huge grin on her face in never, never land. Were she dreamt of a Genie…and all…her wishes….and…desires….came true….