And the Castle Was Now Pink
Summary: A short, HP themed nonsense poem I wrote for a FF challenge, warning, it's stupid!
Disclaimer: I don't know JK Rowling, I am not JK Rowling, I don't work for JK Rowling (etc, etc). I don't own the Matrix ,or the Caribbean, or a pink castle (shame about that one, though).
~And the Castle Was Now Pink~
Dumbledore was in a state
For Mr. Ronald Weasley was once again late
He'd promised to show
This was an all time low
And the castle was now pink.
Ron had challenged him once again
And once again Ronald would not win
Neither of them wanted to lose
For the winner received a Caribbean cruise
And the Castle was now pink
The wise old professor adjusted his specs
That had suddenly become like those from the Matrix
Hagrid cried
His hippogriff died
And the castle was now pink
Draco arrived to steal the winner's booty
And in an outburst he yelled, "Goody, goody, I love Moody!"
Hagrid was cowering in fear
For the pink school was a result of his brewing butterbeer
And the castle was now pink
Ron, at three forty five showed
In a small little boat that he learned to row
Dumbledore shouted 'Waddiwassi!'
And poor, poor Ronald, he lost-y, lost-y.
And the castle was now pink.
A/N: This was a poem I wrote for a fanfiction challenge on
SnitchSeeker.com. I'm not super proud of it, but I'm in this habit of
posting all my finished stuff on FF, so here it is. The requirements for my
challenge were:
*someone must wear matrix style sunglasses throughout the fic
*Ron challenges Dumbledore to a duel (you think of why)
*a major character must say "goody goody i love moody"
*someone wins a caribbean cruise trip
*Hagrid turns the castle pink by accident while brewing butterbeer
Summary: A short, HP themed nonsense poem I wrote for a FF challenge, warning, it's stupid!
Disclaimer: I don't know JK Rowling, I am not JK Rowling, I don't work for JK Rowling (etc, etc). I don't own the Matrix ,or the Caribbean, or a pink castle (shame about that one, though).
~And the Castle Was Now Pink~
Dumbledore was in a state
For Mr. Ronald Weasley was once again late
He'd promised to show
This was an all time low
And the castle was now pink.
Ron had challenged him once again
And once again Ronald would not win
Neither of them wanted to lose
For the winner received a Caribbean cruise
And the Castle was now pink
The wise old professor adjusted his specs
That had suddenly become like those from the Matrix
Hagrid cried
His hippogriff died
And the castle was now pink
Draco arrived to steal the winner's booty
And in an outburst he yelled, "Goody, goody, I love Moody!"
Hagrid was cowering in fear
For the pink school was a result of his brewing butterbeer
And the castle was now pink
Ron, at three forty five showed
In a small little boat that he learned to row
Dumbledore shouted 'Waddiwassi!'
And poor, poor Ronald, he lost-y, lost-y.
And the castle was now pink.
A/N: This was a poem I wrote for a fanfiction challenge on
SnitchSeeker.com. I'm not super proud of it, but I'm in this habit of
posting all my finished stuff on FF, so here it is. The requirements for my
challenge were:
*someone must wear matrix style sunglasses throughout the fic
*Ron challenges Dumbledore to a duel (you think of why)
*a major character must say "goody goody i love moody"
*someone wins a caribbean cruise trip
*Hagrid turns the castle pink by accident while brewing butterbeer