You Just Made the List (Chapter 1)
The Ashelys walked into their clubhouse made of tires as soon as Recess started, but they were greeted by an uninvited guest…
…The first ever WWE Undisputed Champion, Chris Jericho. He appeared to be mixing something into a teapot.
"Ugh. Like, what're you doing in our clubhouse?" Ashley A. asked, before taking the teapot out of Jericho's hand.
"Well, there was a WWE event a block away, and I smelled some tea coming from your clubhouse, and I needed some tea to help my throat after being choked by that muttonhead, Samoa Joe, who's best friends with that stupid idiot, Kevin Owens," Chris vented before getting a tea cup from the other side of the table, before having it taken by another one of the Ashley's.
"You can't like just come in here, and, like drink out tea! They're for Ashley's only!" Ashley A yelled at him. Chris Jericho put the signature pout on his face before standing up, and facing Ashley A.
"Did you just refuse to give me a beverage? Do you know what happens?" Chris said in a low, threatening voice before pulling the List of Jericho out of his jacket.
"Do you know what happens to people who refuse to give me a beverage?" Chris Jericho continued as he grabbed a pen from his pocket that had 'The Pen of Jericho' bedazzled on it.
"Do you know what happens to people who refuse to give Chris Jericho a beverage when he comes into their abode?" Chris Jericho asked once again. Jericho then over-dramatically clicked the pen open.
"Ashley A…YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!" Jericho shouted before writing down Ashley A's name on his clipboard. Before Ashley A could complain, Jericho started to leave, but not before he turned around and pointed at the tea pot.
"By the way, I added an…extra ingredient to your tea," Jericho said with a triumphant smirk on his face before leaving the clubhouse. The Ashleys looked at their teapot, and groaned in disgust.
Outside…
Chris Jericho was walking out of Third Street School, before realizing something and turning to the audience.
"What? I just put dirt in their tea. What, you think I pissed in their tea like I did with Regal? That's disgusting! They're elementary school girls! I'm not an animal, you stupid idiots!" Chris Jericho shouted at the audience before he left.
So, I think this might be a really funny fanfic. Chris Jericho is my favorite wrestler, and the List of Jericho isn't hurting it either. Hope you enjoy it.