This is the oddest thing I've ever written, a cross over between Lewis Carroll's nonsense poem 'Jabberwocky' and George Lucas' Star Wars. Whatever read it, and if you can't understand some of the words, I may put in a dictionary explaining them, if you guys want one. See if you can tell what battle it's from! Review!- OyNebach42
Sitherwocky
'Twas nevening, and the foruos legi
Did bordle and stivle in the corpace:
All argy were the brodli
And the srerd conlegs trhoace
"Beware the Sitherwocky my Padawan!
The powers that fight, the traps that catch!
Beware the Darkside, and shun
The powdeed lightflach!"
He took his light saber in hand;
Long time the dradow foe he sought-
So rested he in the revpor shield
And stood a while in thought
And, as in wrethluf thought he stood,
The Sitherwock, with eyes of flame,
Came praredly through the mewile wood,
And snerted as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The light saber went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and without it's head.
He came devsloly back.
"And hast thou slain the Sitherwock?
Come to my side, my prawored Padawan!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He wordbalted in his joy.
'Twas nevening, and the foruos legi
Did bordle and stivle in the corpace:
All argy were the brodli
And the srerd conlegs trhoace