Once, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a amazing war hero named Adolf Hitler who commanded an amazing and honorable army called the Nazi party.

Hitler, was defeated by the evil, nasty place and enemies of the world: America.

Hitler, knowing that he had no where else to run, he built a dimension hopping machine which, like himself was amazing.

So he got his strap-on and his 4chan logo and set off for a random dimension cause he ran out of time.

*woo woo machine noises* *pew*

"WOWWYYYYY!" Adolf screamed

"MY HEADS SPINNING!"

*Tsh tsh tshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* *Pop*

Hitler stepped out and gazed at the new land he'd soon take over. "Wowwy wow.."

He looked behind him and seen there was a sun with a face. "WHAAAAA! WHAT ZE FUQ?" Hitler yelled

"Hey, hey, hey." The sun replied.

Then these odd color suited creatures came waddling in, they had play station controller buttons on their heads and had baby faces.

"WHA- WHAT ZE FUQ, WHAT ZE FUQ SIR? NEIN! NEIN!"

Then Hitler ran off and those strange creatures followed him.

*sob sob* *cry cry*

"I vant to go home.."

then those creatures came and said hello.

Hitler looked up at the creatures, after he ran off, they actually wanted to see if he was okay.

Hitler looked at those creatures for a long time.. He felt.. Strange about them.

Just then, out of nowhere they started getting ontop of him and giggling. "WHAT ZE FUQ, ZE HELL MON?"

They flipped him over onto his stomach and pulled down his pants and started taking turns at him.

"Giggle giggle" the teletubbies made noise.

"AH, AH.. Ah~" Hitler screamed.

It hurt Hitler at first but.. He was starting to like it.. Then Hitler got on his knees, then a red Teletubby did the same but behind Hitler and there was a line

like this full of the Teletubbies for a while and then they started doing human cenepede type shit.

Hitler loved it, but he wanted to leave.

After twenty hours of a hot gay crack orgy Hitler put his clothes on and grabbed his demension machine. A teletubby put their hand on his shoulder and Hitler turned

to the Teletubby and they locked eyes.. Hitler blushed and they started making out. They started tonguing and Hitler destroyed his machine, then he lived happy and gay

with the Teletubbies forever.

The End.