Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS would loe to but i dont.

Summary: Director Sheppard, colonal mann and ex wife nmber three are trapped in an elevator together.

It was a Tuesday morning when director Shepherd was having a talk with one of Gibbs ex-wives and Colonel Mann about the case that they found themselves investigating. It had been two hours and they still did not know anything new in the case until Abby called them down to the lab because she found something new in the case.

In director Shepherds office;

As the director hung up the phone she said" That was Abby, she has found something new in the case. She wants us to come down to the lab to show us." When she was finished all three woman went to the elevator . As they were waiting to get to the lab the elevator stopped dead. Colonel Mann tried the emergency phone.

Man on phone" I am sorry mam but we can not get you out at the moment"

Colonel Mann" Is this a joke? We have to bring a case to an end. We need to get out."

Man on phone" I am sorry but it will be about an hour."

Colonel Mann" Great just great. Hurry up."

Director " What did he say."

Colonel Mann "we're stuck in here for about an hour together."

Director" So what are we going to do now"

Stephanie" We could talk about Jethro and our experiences with him"

Director" Why would we talk about that"

Stephanie" So that you two can know that he will always love me and that you can never compare your selves to me."

Director" This coming from the woman who had more sex than a hooker when she was married to him"

Stephanie" I wouldn't be so proud if I were you. You're the reason my marriage ended."

Colonel Mann" How is she the reason your marriage ended"

Stephanie" Jethro went on a mission to Paris for a couple months, she was his partner."

Colonel Mann" I still don't see how that could of ended a marriage"

Stephanie" Wow I thought that people in the army were supposed to be smart"

Director "They have they're moments"

Meanwhile in Abby's lab

Abby" Gibbs is the director with you"

Gibbs" No why"

Abby "I called her 20 minutes ago about some evidence and she still hasn't showed up"

Gibbs" I'm sure she's just busy Abbs, she'll come down when she's done with her work."

Abby" But that's the thing Gibbs she said she would be down right away and that Colonel Mann and Stephanie were with her." "By the way what took you so long to get here"

Gibbs" The elevators not working"

Abby "THATS IT."

Gibbs "What are you talking about Abby"

Abby" They must be stuck in the elevator"

Gibbs" Great all three of them in an elevator together"

Back in the elevator

Director" Well Stephanie if you had kept him happy I wouldn't of had to do it myself"

Stephanie" Oh how very director like of you"

Colonel Mann" So you slept with him in Paris"

Director" Yes I did"

Stephanie" But he came back to me"

Colonel Mann "And then you became ex-wife number three"

Stephanie" I got bored"

Director" Of course you did"

Stephanie" You have something to say to my face."

Director" Yes I do, you're a gold digger and a whore"

Colona Mann" I completely agree, but he doesn't love you anymore director, he's gotten over you"

Director" Oh really what makes you think that."

Colonel Mann" Well since he was in my bed before I would say so"

Director" I wouldn't, considering for the past week Jethro and I have been sleeping with me"

Stephanie" I don't believe it."

Director" As you can see ladies he loves me now so back off."

The rest of the time was spent in silence until the doors were opened and they were out of the elevator.

The end