Flisni Seksi

AN: This is for the Sexual Education Challenge. I chose Snape and Harry...this should be flippin' hilarious. Haha. Anyway, the title is Albanian for "sex talk". Am I creative or what?

WARNING: Slash mentions. And this is a gay sex talk. Don't like, don't read. I don't care. It's legal in my state now. Whoo hoo!

December 7. A day which should live in infamy. Not for the attack on Pearl Harbor, God no. That was the day Harry Potter was summoned to Severus Snape's office. And he hadn't done anything, honest! The Gryffindors and Slytherins were getting along swimmingly, thank you very much. Of course, that could be because Harry and Draco were dating. That might be a contributing factor.

Anywhay, Harry was summoned to Snape's office, and he had no idea why. He went at his asigned time of 6:30. Damn that overgrown bat, he was missing dinner. Damn him to all bowels of Hell.

Harry arrived promptly at 6:30. He knocked, and a curt "enter" was heard from inside the office. He opedned the creak door, and walked in, closing the door behind him.

"Hello, Professor," he said politely.

"Hello, Potter. Let's skip the chitchat and get right down to buisness, shall we?"

"Umm, sure, Professor," Harry said nervously.

"First off, are you gay," Snape asked with a straight face.

"Uhhh..." Harry stammered, blushing. "Yeah, why?"

"I am as well." Snape said.

"That's great, Professor, but I uhhh...have a boyfriend."

"I wouldn't date you if you were the last person on this Earth. But I am here, to give ou a sex talk."

Harry turned tomato red. "I don't uhhh...need it, thanks though, Professor." Harry stood up to leave.

"Not so fast, Potter. Walk out, and you fail Potions this year," Snape said threatenly.

Harry sank back into his chair, hoping to be struck byy lightening.

"So, how much do ou know, Potter," Snape asked.

Harry sighed. "Nothing, Professor."

2 HOURS LATER

"And hitting the prostate makes sex especially enjoyable to the reciever. Anything else," Snape asked.

"No, Professor," Harry said quickly.

"Well, then, you may leave."

"Thank you, Professor," Harry said. He practically sprinted to the door until a voice from inside said," Potter."

"Yes, Professor?"
"Be careful with my godson." And with that, Snbape waved his hand, and Harry ran out and away, keen to find Draco.

FIN

How was it? Actuaslly, I don't care. It just wasn't working. Whatevs. Later, haha. Oh, and review!