The Team That Was Forgotten: A Sebres Story
By: Tobi'sGirlfriend
Tobi: So Sebres, you were Tiger-Muffin's student?
Sebres: No Duh! She branded me! (shows forehead) My headband covers it so nobody can see it.
Hidan: OMG! I found my scythe! It was under Sebres' bed!
Sebres: Crap! After all that work getting it to fit under my bed! And right before Kakuzu would give me $50!
Tobi: So why did Tiger-Muffin brand your forehead?
Tigressana: I will answer that. It was to block a secret power that is embedded deep inside her forebrain, and that power belongs to a demon that is passed down through her mother's bloodline. It is called Kinto, the demon of wind. It is an invisible demon that feeds off of a bijou's chakra, and it kills anything that gets caught in its cyclone of gravel. (man that's a mouth-full!)
Tobi: (asleep) Zzzzzzzzzz!
Tigressana: (men, what are you going to do)
Hidan: That's my kind of demon!
Kakuzu: (sobbing) Okay Sebres, I got your mon-…. Yay, Hidan got his scythe back, now I don't have to give her my money!
Leader: I've heard of this demon.
Others: When did you get here?
Leader: I just walked in a few minutes ago.
Others: Oh. So you say that you've heard of this demon?
Leader: Yes, it …(sees that Hidan has his scythe back) Oh, Hidan, I see you got your scythe back! Wait, what was I saying again?
Kakuzu: You were saying that you were going to give me a raise, and it is payday, today!
Leader: Oh, here you are.
To Be Continued….
