We'll Stick To The One Made In '71
You don't know what to do
The new version seems to make you blue
It's too bad
It's so sad
This infatuation people have with the new version makes you mad
You can't believe that people could be persuaded to watch a movie
Because of a pretty face
Oh wait that's Johnny Depp
Oh how wonderful...not!
In all started in 1964
There was a book written that made people want more
But the beloved original wasn't made till 1971
How could they wait so long
Waiting six years wasn't really fun
But oh no.
They seemed to change the game
Thought the book was boring so they made it insane
Singing songs that weren't written
It seems that the wrong candy bar had been bitten
So the author walked out the door on opening day
But the fans said
Hey that's ok
Because they at least we got their movie
But it can't be much of a movie if it's bad
So another billion years seemed to pass
Until it came at last
Someone came to redeem that disaster
There came a new movie with colours that made people's heads spin faster
The original fans said
No
We can't let a pretty boy run the show
Besides the didn't the director make a movie with this guy
That came out three years ago?
They shudder and groan
And they yell and they moan
When the 15 year old Johnny Fans come marching in
They said to them
Hey this movie's no fun
We'll just stick to the movie made in 1971
This was just a little random poem.