Chapter One: Welcome to Facebook!

A/N: Sequel to "Bleach Msn conversations" and also. SORRY i haven't been on fanfic for like a whole year now. There was some things i needed to take care of and think things through. Things have improved and some of the drama has been fixed. But that can change anytime. Its not a proper story but oh well...


Okay so maybe Ichigo was having far to much free time lately. Since he always came home from school and completed his homework. He was in his final year of high school now, senior year and yet you would think he would have loads of work to do. Yet he always found himself on his laptop. The berry head would always go on MSN, but no one seemed to go on it anymore.

He sighs. Just a year ago, all that drama happened. All because of MSN. (Read Bleach msn conversations). Ichigo and Rukia had been dating since then, however. It was still hard maintaing that long distance relationship, since Rukia was still a soul reappear. So she obviously lived in soul society. To think no one even goes on it anymore, was kind of depressing really.

His eyes lit up. When someone goes online. Heck, he wasn't even close with the person. But anyone, he would talk to anyone. To save himself from boredom.

ICHINUMBER1 Says:

YO.

Madarame Nanao says:

Kurosaki?

ICHINUMBER1 Says:

Finally. I'm glad your on.

Madarame Nanao says:

Oh why is that?

ICHINUMBER1:

Because since the ball thing last year. No one has gone on MSN anymore. It's like the whole thing is dead. Plus some people have deleted there accounts.

Madarame Nanao:

Ah that would be because of Facebook. It's a new social site. Most of us go on it on our spare time. I thought you would have made one.

ICHINUMBER1:

No.. I've never heard off it. If thats the case, then why are you online?

Madarame Nanao:

Ah. That's because I was about to delete my account. I was thinking off keeping it and maintain it every so often. But it felt weird since no one goes on it anymore.

ICHIGONUMBER1:

Facebook was it? I think I'll make one

Madarame Nanao:

You should do. Most of seretei is online right now.

With that said. Ichigo closed his chat with Nanao on MSN, and typed in the URL of the site. He quickly signed up and everything. His brown eyes scanned the screen. After a few moments of browsing, Ichigo knew what he thought of Facebook. It had everything, social chat. Photo upload, games bla. No wonder everyone spends their time on this.

No sooner had her joined the site, he had gotten 250 friends requests. He quickly scanned them all and accepted. All said 250 were online. Honestly now.

Kuchiki Rukia~:

Ichigo!

Kurosaki Ichigo:

Oh hey.

Kuchiki Rukia~:

like your profile looks completely empty and you don't even have a profile picture yet. How boring.

Kurosaki Ichigo:

Sorry sorry. But Nanao only just told me about this site. I don't even know how to work it properly.

Kuchiki Rukia:

Oh I see.

Ichigo checked out his girlfriends profile, she was actually quite popular with the guys. All her profile photo comments usually had a bunch of likes and loads of comments. That leads to 100 for all 500 Profile pics. Suddenly a request caught his eye. "Kuchiki Rukia says she's in a relationship with you. Do you accept?"

Ichigo clicks the accept button and sees that on his time line.

Kuchiki Rukia is in a relationship with Kurosaki Ichigo.

55 FUCKING LIKES and 100 Comments. Holy shit already?

Ah if Rukia wants pictures then. Ichigo took his camera from his brown draw, and plugged it in on the computer and created a new album. Spring 2011, with the midget. Soon all 200 Photos was uploaded. Instantly all his friends from school commented on it. Well they commented on his profile picture, which was a pic of him and Rukia. He was sleeping on Rukias lap. As she was stroking his hair.

563 Likes, 800 or so fucking comments.

Wow. Ichigo who the heck is this chick? You guys hooked up. Don't deny it since I saw the relationship status.

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Strawberry man! I would of never thought you had it in you to get a chick.

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! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIES. There's no way you've gotten yourself a girlfriend.

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HOW DARE YOU! How about Riruka.

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yer got a pretty girrerrllly der Ichigo

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Wow are you guys serious?

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She looks like she wants to fuck yer hard Ichigo.

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I KNOW. I can see the background, did you guys do it or something? Your hair is a little messy.

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...That girl has tainted you...

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ALL THIS SPAM!

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& More comments like that.

He uploaded a few pictures and already, his new friends were making comments. Honestly. Is this how hectic Facebook was going to be?

His eyes widened in complete shock.

Hitsugaya Toshiro is single.

Hinamori Momo is single.

Loads of comments on "what happened" and crap. Yet the two did not answer.

Instead this is what happened next. Ichigo was taken back. Heck, anyone would be.

Hinamori Momo is in a relationship with Hisagi Shuuei.

Hisagi Shuuei is in a relationship with Hinamori Momo.

Oh boy. This was going to be a long day.